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Anime of the Decade

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This is my first blog post here! I wanted to get something off my chest and I thought that this would be a good place to do it. So I have seen a lot of anime channels on Youtube making "Anime of the Decade." And I have to say that I think that a lot of anime that is has been listed are accurate, but I wasn't really satisfied with those lists. There has been so many released this last decade, and everyone's tastes are going to be different, and that is ok. I feel like everyone is open to their opinion and can understand why people would pick the Anime they do. But I wanted to put my opinion in the mix! Keep in mind that I don't watch that much Anime, and that a lot of the popular shows are ones that I don't get a chance to watch. With that in mind, let me count through my Top Anime of the Decade: 10. School - Live 9. The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya 8. Madoka Magica 7. Dragon Maid 6. Mod Psycho 100 5. Laid Back Camp 4. The Rising of the Shield Hero 3. A Certain Scientific Railgun 2. Erased 1. Sword Art Online Alright, let me explain my number 1 choice. Keep in mind this is my opinion, and you don't have to like Sword Art Online, but I have a reason for putting it at number one. This anime has to be one of my favorites of all time. This show was one of the shows that got me back into anime after almost dropping anime. It helped me make friendships and brought my partner and I closer. But let me explain why I think this is my favorite of the decade. First off, it has allowed so many other creators be able to open up into the genre. Keep in mind during 2012 Isekai wasn't really well known, and not very popular. Without SAO people would not really be aware of this genre, and also alot of people outside the anime community would not watch anime. There were others that came before SAO and yes some of them are better, but this has to be one of the shows that really drew people in. Without it Crunchyroll would not have grown as much as it did. They had SAO and were airing it, and that brought people in to their site. However, this is the big point: people that aren't into anime wouldn't really have something to connect to. Without a doubt I believe that SAO is one of the most popular anime out there, and not just for people in the anime community, but people outside of it. It's anime that's easy to get into, and has a plot that a lot of people can relate to. I have had more people say that they have seen SAO that aren't into anime, and said that it got them to try other shows. I believe that the community of this show, and the fact that it is still going on, is why it is very important. However, that isn't why it is my favorite. I loved the fact that I was there for the whole ride of this show. It is a show that at first I didn't like, and I have talked about how it can change, how it could be better. How Kirito could be a better main character. How the female characters could be actual people. However, the more I talked about it, the more that I thought about all this, I kept coming back to it. But what made me do this list is because not one person has mentioned SAO, and I just don't think that's right. SAO doesn't get credit like Dragon Ball or One Piece or even more closer to the series: Attack on Titan. And I just don't agree with that. I get that it isn't the "best" anime. It is highly flawed, has some imagery that is just wrong and the story is rather flat at times. But you can't deny that SAO has has such an impact on people, and on other creators. The animation is just gorgeous, the sound design is amazing and the ideas in the show are there, and connect people. The fact that this show was not even mentioned is just wrong. If you didn't have SAO you wouldn't have a lot of other shows that people love so much. Thank you for reading my extremely long blog post. I have a feeling that a lot of people would disagree with my list. I just don't watch a lot of mainstream anime. SAO is really the only one. But I think that it's important that we keep in mind anime that has influence for other anime, even if it isn't considered good.

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Blogs Remastered Forty-Fourth Edition ==Head== Hair: B Eyes: B Face: B- ==Body== Build: B- Chest: C- Clothes: B+ ==Mind== Personality: B- Libido: C Age: A+ Total Grade: 67 Comments: Taki goes down a fair bit, which isn't too surprising. She is one of the most famous busty ninjas in gaming (at least not counting Senran), and as such she gets a lot of mamocentric service. Granted it's not pointed out in-game, but she still seems to have a lot more bounce than one might expect. It's also a shame she still does poorly as far as libido goes, especially when her age does nicely. Overall she's a fine girl though she does have some issues. If only she'd show more of her bodysuit ass. ==== ==Head== Hair: B- Eyes: B- Face: B- ==Body== Build: C Chest: D Clothes: C ==Mind== Personality: D Libido: D Age: A Total Grade: 48 Comments: I definitely overrated Darkness, as she didn't deserve to do as well as she did. She probably doesn't even deserve a score like this either. She's a terrible masochist without a good personality, and her service is pretty much exclusively mamocentric as well. I suppose that leaves more ass service for Aqua (or it SHOULD), and in fairness Darkness does show her bare ass I think. That said, overall there's not much to say about Darkness that hasn't been said before. She's a horrible masochist and doesn't deserve the praise that she could get, and it's fitting that she's the least popular lead in the franchise. ==== ==Head== Hair: C Eyes: C Face: B ==Body== Build: C+ Chest: C Clothes: B+ ==Mind== Personality: C- Libido: C- Age: B Total Grade: 54 Comments: This is a far more fitting end for Chitoge, who is a terrible lead. It's really unfair that her fans have somehow manipulated people into thinking that Kosaki is the one who is “afraid to admit her love” or “is a crybaby” when Chitoge is the one who ran off to New York. She's also a terrible tsundere, not just abusing her but being a terrible pick for Raku in general. She's useless and has no appealing features, and I don't get why her fans were honored while Marika didn't get the love she deserved. Overall Chitoge's name could start with an “S” and she wouldn't stink worse than she already does. ==== ==Head== Hair: A- Eyes: B Face: A- ==Body== Build: B- Chest: B Clothes: B+ ==Mind== Personality: A Libido: C+ Age: C+ Total Grade: 75 Comments: After a bunch of horrible cows and girls that are horrible in other ways we see that Renge does a lot better. It helps that she's not mamocentric, though she could definitely use some more service (meaning of her ass). I do suppose that she's young for my tastes, but Renge still is very cute and deserves more love. I like her cool hair, and her body does a lot better with this new scale. Overall quite the improvement for the cute elementary school student. ==== ==Head== Hair: B Eyes: B Face: B ==Body== Build: B- Chest: B Clothes: B ==Mind== Personality: B+ Libido: B- Age: A Total Grade: 74 Comments: I'd say that Botan does a lot better. It helps that I'm not as mad at her libido as I seemed to be, and her body scores are a lot more fair too. I don't mind the 90s style as much either, I'm not sure what the problem I had was back then either. Botan is quite a lovely girl, though she probably could use more ass-shots. But hey, at least Yusuke is a rare protagonist who seemed to like asses too (at least as far as I know). That said, overall Botan is far better these days though she probably deserves more. ==== ==Head== Hair: A- Eyes: B Face: A ==Body== Build: B+ Chest: B Clothes: A- ==Mind== Personality: A Libido: B+ Age: B Total Grade: 84 Comments: Setsuna fittingly does quite a bit better. Her body scores have definitely improved, as well as her age. It is a shame that Fresh is somewhat busty, at least compared to the other Cure series (but it's still nothing compared to shows for guys) but it's not too major. Showing off her bare ass in the manga helps Setsuna as well, not to mention being such an incredible girl in general too. I like her eyes, and in general the current scale is a lot nicer for her. Overall Setsuna does great, since as mentioned before the new scale does great, and even her age is improved. ==== ==Head== Hair: B+ Eyes: B- Face: A- ==Body== Build: B Chest: B Clothes: B ==Mind== Personality: A- Libido: B- Age: B Total Grade: 75 Comments: Ah, Love and Setsuna are adjacent, which is how it should be. It's cute seeing the two of them have their maybe-romance bloom, but I'm not a big fan when males are pushed too hard for the protagonist (which seems to happen in some shows for young girls). That said, Love is still a great girl. I'm not as fond of her eyes as I am Setsuna's, but she is still quite great. As mentioned her body and age are more attuned to the scale, and in general there are various improvements all over. ==== ==Head== Hair: B Eyes: B Face: A- ==Body== Build: B Chest: B Clothes: A- ==Mind== Personality: B+ Libido: B Age: B Total Grade: 77 Comments: Inori, even though I STILL want to call her “Ibuki” due to her nickname being “Buki” (which is based on her last name), does much better as well. I do like her quite a bit, even if she's not that impressive when it come to the blog. Not that she's bad of course, especially now with the revisit, just that she doesn't blog well. Still, her teen body does a lot better. I rebalanced the head scores, while her age does very nice as well. Inori is sadly a little underused, but I suppose that is a problem with the majority of yellow Cures sadly (or basically any Cure that isn't Pink it seems like these days). Overall I still like this cute animal lover. ==== ==Head== Hair: A Eyes: B+ Face: A ==Body== Build: B+ Chest: B Clothes: B+ ==Mind== Personality: A Libido: B Age: B Total Grade: 84 Comments: Somehow I'm not surprised that Miki does so well. She's PERFECT and a great model for what Cures should be like! Jokes aside she definitely was my favorite in Fresh though, and everything about her is wonderful. Miki has a glasses scene, a lovely slender body with shower scene, and a very nice personality for my tastes. It's a shame that she's tall and doesn't wear pantyhose at least as far as I remember, but she's still one of my favorite Cures. Maybe not in the top 5, as that's mostly Purples or meganekkos (including the top spot which is a Purple Cure meganekko), but she's definitely close. Overall she's a great girl, and she gets a good score as she deserves. ==== ==Head== Hair: A- Eyes: B Face: B ==Body== Build: C- Chest: D- Clothes: C ==Mind== Personality: D Libido: D- Age: B Total Grade: 47 Comments: It is really a shame that I can't deduct further points from Rin, as she gets even worse in the manga. It's a shame that her hair and head are so good, as well as her age (as we even seem to see her as a university girl in the epilogue) as otherwise she'd be a complete dumpster fire. Much like the series. But in general, people say that it's because of her that the manga got and remained as “popular” as it was, and the artist even redid her for other series as well. I don't get it either, but I blame mamocentric idiots for that. Speaking of being mamocentric, there's of course more flagrant mamocentric issues in the manga. Including paizuri, which Rin imagines the lead doing to her. As well as the epilogue where the lead dreams that he married her instead. Granted the other girls also have similar stories as end-of-volume bonuses and that's what this was, but all things considered this was after the series which was absolutely in poor taste. Not to mention that Rin isn't that special, being a pervert-hater in the beginning but somehow becoming both a pervert and homewrecker which rumors had given her a complex towards. She's an absolutely terrible girl with reverse growth, and Rin overall not only ruined the series but made it run for far too long as well.

Example #579: SPARKLE Memories

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This is the Five-hundred-and-seventy-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. *This blog begins with Riri and Topaz enjoying tea at a café. Well, Ririchiyo is enjoying it at least.* : What's going on, Topaz? Why aren't you enjoying the tea? I might enjoy spending time with you, but that doesn't mean that I need to drink everything. : (He enjoys spending time with me?! Swoon-w-wait, I can't be distracted by this!) W-why not? You've learned to drink coffee with me, haven't you? Only in the blog, but it's just something about bitter drinks that are nothing more than flavored hot water that I can't develop a taste for. : You make the British cry, Topaz. *She sips as they have an awkward silence.* : A-anyway, shouldn't you mention what you're doing or something? You mean like in a game? Just oiling my snake. Nothing wrong with that- : WHAT?! It's a strange but comedic game, but no worries. Other than that I'm cheating more than NTR doujin staring a fat-ugh, just thinking about it makes me feel gross. You don't need to scold me about that. I heard it on the way out and it sickens me just saying it... : At least the terrible thought is out of your head and it will never come back. Right. But to summarize I'm manipulating cooking by turning shaved ice into gold! : That sounds more like alchemy than cooking! True. Such a shame that this café doesn't have that sort of cooking. Infinite money would be incredible! But at least we can read manga as we eat, so at least there's that. : True. But shouldn't you be talking about the girl instead? I mean it is your blog, and we haven't even met her yet. You've been too distracted with video games and things like that. Video games are fun! But I do understand the issues you're going through. How about we look at the girl's summary to begin with? *Topaz takes out his notebook, but it all seems to be blank.* : Seems you accidentally brought the wrong notebook, as this one is so fresh I almost think that it groped my ass. N-no... I can tell by the tears on the cover and the wear on the sides that this has to be a used notebook! Where did all my notes go? : D-did you forget THEM? I'm not THAT clumsy. If only there was a way to go into the book itself and check. But it's as if all the memories I had of the contents are gone too... : Someone say that they want to go into a book? Wait, I'm not one of your girls! : Neither am IIII..... *Nejire doesn't mind, pushing Topaz and Riri into the book of his blog. They arrive in the same building, with everything basically looking the same.* : Well, that was rather redundant. It's like we're in a blog in a blog. Blogception, I suppose. Though I've probably used that joke before. : I wouldn't put it past you. But look! Everything is the same! Well, not everything... *The camera shows that Ririchiyo's ass is even bigger than usual. She tries to cover it, as her cheeks are poking out of her spats, but even pulling down her shirt and trying to hide it doesn't help.* : H-hey, stop staring! And I'd rather not have to deal with your harem protagonist syndrome or whatever strange effect is in action. Fair point. And as much as our fans would love seeing your ass we had better go looking for the girl of the week! : Agreed! (anything to get the focus off my ass...) *With that the two of them exit, and as they do so they see that the street is in extreme disrepair.* Oh no! Did Biff get the sports almanac again?! : So this is what happens when we leave the blog... Wait, it's not just our disappearance! Look! *Various virus-shaped creatures are causing disruptions in town.* : They must be the cause of the issues in the blog! No wonder people are having trouble remembering the blog and your work disappeared! This is even worse than having brain slugs! : Topaz, don't reference your ascension to sage in one of your RPG maker games. It's useless because no one will get that joke. Er, it was a Futurama joke. : *blushes and looks to the side* S-so it was... (Darn it darn it! Why do I have to say such strange things that only he would get. I'm spending too much time with him). But you're right. These are likely the cause of my blog having so many issues! We've got to destroy them! And by “we” I mean you. : Why me?! Because I don't know if I can summon, and we have to make it quick because who knows when we'll come around a corner and then the universe will crumble from the awesomeness! *Ririchiyo sighs.* : I DOUBT that's how the universe would implode... *She then transforms.* : But since I'm the only one here that can fight I'll do my best! *Riri then swipes at the viruses, easily destroying them.* : Hmmm, these are easier to defeat than I expected... Must be all those hours I spent grinding you! : Must be-WAIT NO! Don't word it like that you PERVERT! *Ririchyo slashes at Topaz with her naginata, but he evades using his superior dodging skills. Instead it destroys a virus-looking creature that was behind him.* Nice shot, Riri! : O-of course. That's what I meant to do... ???: OH HO HO! It would appear that my viruses are being destroyed! But no matter, as I shall show the true might as I am MAYA! Mwah hah ah! *The two turn to see a villainous woman behind them. She's up on the roof, looking down at them.* : Oh no! She's all the way up there! How are we going to get her now? Jump? : I suppose, but that would be cheap. : Oh ho ho! I knew that you wouldn't be able to come up here, as I know better than to confront you directly! Oh no! She's genre-savvy! What are we going to do now that she knows that she'll only lose if we fight her! : Wait, she's not an actual villain, right? She's just making a cameo. HEY! Are you working for some mysterious cult that's trying to defeat Topaz from the inside? Like with shadowy figures and the like? : Wait, what? Is there someone out there trying to compete with me? I just want to destroy things that cause serious issues! I don't do it intentionally, though I suppose that other series don't do it on purpose either. : FIVE MAMOCENTRIC UNJOKES IN THAT VOLUME, TOPAZ! I know... And I apologize for that. I suppose that it's been a while since I read the Bokuben manga that I severely underestimated how bad it was! I'm just happy that Rizu is coming into her own, rather than just being a target for boob unjokes, udon offers, and being a pet! : That still doesn't help, Topaz. Especially because Mafuyu needs more ass service! Well, that's a given. She ALWAYS needs more ass service, and exclusively that too! She gets far too much attention on her chest and doesn't deserve such trolling things... : Agreed. But speaking of ass service all this fighting is difficult with this huge ass! *She shows it off, shaking her ass in a great and sexy way.* You're right. The only way to finish this is to defeat Maya! : It seems that you have finally remembered that I am here. I was getting nervous that you had forgotten! : For someone bent on destroying the memories of Topaz's work you sure are worried about being forgotten yourself. Maybe it's because of all the undue hate the series gets. People need to appreciate what it is more! Though it is really dumb that the series had to take out the GochiUsa episode for dumb copyright reasons... : That seems unfair and cruel! Much like ending the series while Pokémon Go has free run! : Stop getting distracted, or let my viruses deal with you! *The fighting continues, but Ririchiyo is destroying the viruses without making a sweat. Though her fat ass does push her off balance on occasion.* It looks like I'll have to confront you while she's busy! : OH ho ho! You'll never be able to come up this way! But try your best, as I've trapped the inside of this building! No one wants that! Besides, at this angle I can see your panty ass! The latter word being far more important, of course. : W-WAIT, WHAT?! KYAAH! *Maya, whose ass was also far bigger than in the show, struggles to cover it as indeed Topaz was able to position himself to see her ass. She tries hard to cover it, trying to face away but she slips off the roof. Luckily she falls into an open dumpster, landing “safely”. However, Maya stands up and brushes the fish bone and egg shells off her.* : How humiliating that was... I can imagine, but you should be proud of showing off your ass. I know some people who really like you! : LIKE me? But I thought that everyone hated my show... : You should never trust MAL for things like that. They're very contrarian and like dumb leads, are mamocentric, and couldn't appreciate a good girl if she bit them. Exactly! You should be more confident! : Thanks-w-wait, you're just trying to get me to drop my guard! You'll never trick me like this! And as you seem to like dumpsters so much how about I do this? MOTHER VIRUS, ACTIVATE! *Maya leaves the dumpster and brings life to it. It burns like an Olympic torch as it grows silly-looking arms and legs as well as a chalk-based face that shows the beast's expression. Riri looks troubled at this new opponent.* : Oh no! It's a literal dumpster fire! I know! But I don't get what that has to do with my blog. : Is it not obvious? Well then, how about I show you? Spirits, come forth! *Spirits seem to come out of the flames, in vaguely humanoid mist-like creatures. They have no faces, but it's still obvious who they are.* : Whooo.... Think of all the girls you've wrongfully blogged before their series were complete, Topaz. How can you live with something like that? : And let's not forget about my little issue last year. We'll continue to haunt you for all your mistakes, all as we destroy your awful blog piece by piece! : With loads of mamocentric fanservice! Time for me to call myself an ass-attacker yet force mamocentric service far more! : But don't worry, as there's no way we'll be in charge! Women don't deserve that! Oh no! Such terrible remnants of terrible series and blogs! And I don't think that Riri will be able to take care of them herself! : Does this mean that you're going to help out? No. : Darn you getting my hopes up! Well, not yet because I know someone is going to make a big heroic entrance! ???: That's right! I thank you for waiting patiently, though I apologize for my delay! *A meganekko flips into the scene, destroying one of the remnants in a single attack of her long axe-like weapon. Then she adjusts her glasses and looks back at Riri and Topaz.* : It took a while to find that notebook that you dropped, but Nejire managed to put me into this blog! I'm glad to hear that, and just in time too! : Because there are terrible abominations that are heading towards us? No, because we need to get going on the blog! : I had forgotten that was a thing, honestly... Though I do hope that Ayaka will allow me to blog her. : But of course. I am sure that it would be good for business as well, so go right ahead! How welcoming, though I do suppose that it might have something to do with the battle. But regardless it is my pleasure to say that...
Today's girl is: Ayaka Sakaki from Pastel Memories
: I'm just glad to hear that my show will be talked about in a pleasant way. People seem to dislike it, all because they cannot enjoy it like it should be. I blame people not understanding the references nor seeing how awesome all the girls are! Though it did need a beach OVA using shots like in the ED... : Topaz... Don't be distracted! : Nonsense! Be distracted so that my Mother Virus can take care of you! *Riri and Ayaka start holding off the terrible remnants.* : BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! Just admit that you like them, Topaz! : Shouldn't it be obvious? Heh, that's why he liked MY scenes so much! Stop slandering me like a terrible SJW trying to get something useless canceled for no good reason! Or like the haters with this show, as it deserves more love! And I'll give it just that with Ayaka's blog! : Or at least he hopes... ==Head== ===Hair=== Ayaka does quite well here. I really like brown as a hair color, as it's nice and dark. She fits it well, and it's not like she's lost among the other girls either. Ayaka's hairstyle is really quite amazing as well, as she has really long twin braids that go past her hips. It is a good way to give her long hair without covering her ass too, and they work well with her sweet appearance as well. I like how her side curls frame her face as well, and her bangs are good too. Ayaka does have pointed bangs with a large middle that goes between her eyes, though more uniquely is the long strand that seems to cross her whole forehead with a cute curl through it. When transformed she does hide some of her hair with a steampunk-looking hat, but her braids are still seen quite well. Overall while simple I do appreciate the look that Ayaka has, and it fits a meganekko really well. Grade: A ===Eyes=== Speaking of Ayaka being a meganekko we can't forget about her glasses. They're one of her main traits, and are round-framed glasses that encircle her whole eye. The frames themselves are a little thin, but I do appreciate her keeping them when transformed. I will mention that Ayaka does have tarame, though while I prefer tsurime her eyes aren't shaped poorly either. They fit her personality quite well. I'm not a fan of the art style giving her so many eyelashes, but they aren't too bad overall and not as noticeable in the series proper. I will also mention that Ayaka has fairly strong corners of her eyes, though sometimes the art style means that they have a reddish tint (I think). I'm not too big on the color of her eyes though, with a yellow but not a golden color to them. I suppose that they might be a dull brown and my eyes are playing tricks on me yet again, but who knows. Probably the worst aspect of Ayaka is that she'll take off her glasses when she goes into her “fujoshi mode”, and not just because she's removing her glasses either. Still, Ayaka is a great girl and her lovely round glasses really help bring balance to her face and make her stand out among the other eleven leads in the show. Grade: A- ===Face=== I really like the art style of this series, if you couldn't tell. Ayaka is no difference and she has a very cute, soft face that appeals to me well. It's a great puni art style, and I like how her cheeks are shaped as well. Ayaka's small features, including a small if not dot nose, looks really nice too. I will say that some people might be able to pick out “quality” moments or are unable to see the lovely “pastel” beauty Ayaka and her costars have, which likely lead to MAL and other sites not giving this show the attention it deserves. Their loss, though it is a shame there's not good fanart of this series either. Overall Ayaka does really well here, looking great and having some cute expressions too. Grade: A : KYAAAHH! : GWAAAHHH! *Riri and Ayaka finish off a remnant with their mighty weapons. Not that they were much trouble other than being numerous.* : This is going much easier than I expected. If only I had a multi-target attack too... You could always swing your huge ass at the enemies! : No way! Not just because I could get hurt exposing such a vulnerable side of myself...(but I-I don't want anyone else to feel my ass.) What was that, you trailed off and mumbled. : N-NOT IMPORTANT! : It looks like I'm stronger too, as if I'm getting a power boost! That's because my blog is empowering you while weakening the enemies! I'm like a bard! : Only you can't sing... True, but I can play the baritone. Plus my jokes count. : If your bad jokes and plots count I can see how it can hamper the opponent... : E-enough of your silly blog! It's time to end it! But I still have too many sections to go through! : I'm glad that you enjoy my glasses at least. Of course! : Stop being distracted! Mother Virus, destroy that shop! *The dumpster fire punches the café, knocking a corner off it. Ayaka looks very shocked.* : Oh no! If she destroys the shop we'll never be able to leave! : That would be terrible! I'd need to build up my leg muscles to carry this huge ass I've gotten! I can always help you carry your cheeks... : Q-quiet you! : Ara, so destroying that will make you unable to leave. How... convenient. Mother Virus, attack that building more! *The dumpster fire monster seems to be still.* : Out of batteries already? Well then, you just wait. I'll take care of that building once the virus regains its strength. That sounds like it's our chance! Quick, deal with the mobs before attacking the main boss! : Are you sure that we can't just CC them? : We don't have anyone with that ability! Besides, what do you think this is, a MMORPG? Luckily we don't have a subscription to read the blogs, which is why I'm so poor! But I'll help you two by continuing with the blog! ==Body== ===Build=== There are some issues here, though the biggest one comes next (pun not intended). But first off it's a relief to hear that Ayaka has measurements! At least for the game, as I'm not sure if she has more than height or weight officially for the anime. Regardless she's 166 cm and weighs 55 kg, which is pretty nice. Her three sizes, in the game at least, are 92-59-88, which is really unfortunate as she's not only the bustiest character but the assiest; they really should make a rule that you can't overlap like that. It's also a shame that the series hits the 90HB which is really poor, though most of the older non-loli girls are in the upper 80s at least. Fortunately fanservice does help out quite a bit, with one of the most incredible endings of the year and probably in general. This show's ED was extremely sexy and surprisingly fair, with all the girls in bikinis and they even had a lot of good ass shots, of jiggly ones at that. Ayaka got her lovely fat ass shown off, like the others, in a panoramic of the girls all sitting together. It was amazing, and her ass looks much bigger than in the show. Or cards, as the mobile game put her in dresses far too much and all her cards with back-facing have her hiding her ass. Still, that ending was amazing. It also shows off her navel and great thick thighs as well. Overall Ayaka definitely has some issues, being set up to be mamocentric, but Sparkle Power is one of the best endings and there should be a show with that sort of fair pandering and ass service. Also make the girls like 10 cm assier (if not more), that will always help. Also have Maya show off her big ass too, that would have been great as well. Grade: B ===Chest=== As mentioned earlier Ayaka is the bustiest of the cast. I think, at least, as size-wise she's bigger but there's two busty girls shorter so the scale gets kinda messy. Regardless she does get shown off a lot, though the actual series doesn't point it out too much and only has a small amount of jiggle even with the action scenes. Due to her swimsuit in the ending she does have a lot of cleavage, but considering she's also wearing a wedgied back I say that's a little forgivable. Overall Ayaka is quite busty, but the anime didn't point it out too much or give her forced chest shots or anything similar. Grade: B- ===Clothes=== This is definitely Ayaka's strongest area, at least for me. Her main uniform, the one that she uses for the Rabbit Shed cafe, consists of a pink shirt with red trim and collar as well as a matching skirt, a red necktie, a white apron, and silly loose cuffs for some reason. Her transformed outfit is cool, following the sorta-theme of a steampunk-meets-magical girl motif. She has a sleeveless white buttoned top and a corset-like green midsection with many belts, as well as a green skirt with a striped one above it. Green seems to be Ayaka's color and theme, which is good as I like the color. She also has brown thick gloves, and attacks using a halberd-like weapon as the girls are varied among their weapons too. In the ending Ayaka wears a skimpy almost sling-like one piece swimsuit, and as mentioned before her ass is very well exposed in it. But where Ayaka does really well is all the outfits that the card game provides. It really is a shame that the game went out of production, but luckily the art was ripped so I can tell you about all the outfits. These include an angel, a maid, a witch, a pink bear outfit, a nurse, a gym uniform with green buruma, a wedding dress, a Chinese dress, a cheerleader, a Christmas-themed dress, a black-winged tengu outfit, a black bikini, and plenty more that I'm not sure how to describe. Overall all this helps, as do her casual outfit, the blazer uniform with bowtie, and a blue track uniform. In general the card game really helps her out, especially since I'm not sure if we see her cosplaying talent shown in the anime proper. Grade: A+ *Ayaka and Riri slash through two more remnants.* : You'll never be able to fix all your problems, Topaz.... : I was just walking by, why meeee~ *Indeed as even Astolfo was cut in half, returning to spirit form and dissipating.* Wait, I don't think that last one was something created by the dumpster fire. : Are you SURE? Fair point. But he didn't seem like a remnant or whatever. Not that I mind, as he deserves to be destroyed as often as possible. Darn guy should never be on the ass tag... *Maya seems to be biting her handkerchief, angry at how poorly the battle is going.* : N-no! I was so close to destroying this blog! Then I would have gotten the fame I so deserve! : You might have impressed some villains and like two readers, but I do agree that you deserve more fame. Both you and your series. : But this is no way to deal with that. And for that, we shall PUNISH YOU! *Right as the dumpster fire starts to move again Riri and Ayaka hit it with a combination move, causing it to blow up in a spectacular but not building-destroying way. It does blow Maya into a tear in reality, which she created.* : Grrr! Don't think I'll forget this! And we won't forget you either! : W-wait... You remembered me? And you have been respecting the series with a good homage. Could my ideas be- *Maya's words are cut off as she returns to the real world. Or at least as real as the blog is. Not the blog that Topaz and the others are in-man, this is one complex blog...* Phew. That was close! We almost were stuck here forever! : That would have been unfortunate! I doubt that there's anything that interests me here... : Well, it is Topaz's blog. So probably not. : That's understandable. How about we get going into the real world then? That way I'll be able to show you... things... ehe heh heh... *Ayaka has scary shiny eyes as she giggles to herself, offputting both Riri and Topaz.* W-well, I don't know about THOSE things, but let's get into the real world. But don't worry folks, as we still have more of Ayaka to go over! *Topaz talks about Ayaka as they start to return from his blog.* ==Mind== ===Personality=== Ayaka does have some problems, but overall I really like her. She's smart and knowledgeable, often using her skills as an otaku to help the girls solve the issue they have. I should have mentioned, but the plot of this series involves the girls of a cafe who go into works of fiction to save them from being forgotten. It's a really cool idea, and I like how they battle inside the universe as it reminds me a lot of what I have to do sometimes during this blog. Anyway, Ayaka is mature if a little shy, unless she gets worked up. It's a shame that they made the meganekko a fujoshi though, as Ayaka will aggressively talk about yaoi to anyone and gives painful lessons it seems. It's a shame that she's one of the best examples of how NOT to do a fujoshi, as she'll completely ignore what happens in a series and dismiss it if the ship doesn't sail her way. Still, it is cool that Ayaka likes shounen so much and her episode is even based on Saint Seiya (as well as references to Ippo and other famous shounen). She's also a cosplayer, but again I'm not sure if that talent comes up in the series (I've likely just forgotten, sadly). Still, even though Ayaka is a fujoshi that's more the next area, and I like her being a sweet and caring meganekko most of the time. It's just a shame that this series doesn't get the love it deserves. And before I forget Ayaka is voiced by Mariko Toribe, in what might be her most famous role. She really doesn't have a famous VA, which is unfortunate, but she does a good job with Ayaka. Grade: B ===Libido== This is definitely Ayaka's weakest point; as mentioned before she's a big fujoshi. She is very forceful as well, making the other girls frightened when she gets in a “lecture-y” mood. She even grabs their shoulders, which might make some people jealous due to how dominant she gets but seeing the results i”m not a big fan. She even manipulates the plot so that her ships seem more important rather than the subtle teases they are, which points out how bad of a fujoshi she is. It really sucks when they make the meganekko cause problems like this. I will say that she does have some cute subtle yuri moments, and the fact that her summary says she likes “mushrooms” might be a sexual thing (but I wouldn't count it, as she just likes cooking with them). Ayaka also receives a kabedon in one of her cards, being sorta pinned against a wall in a way that looks like she's going to be confessed to (though her expression is either one of shock or disinterest). Grade: C ===Age=== I am not sure how old Ayaka is. She seems to be a high school student, though since this isn't a school-based series it's hard to tell. I'm pretty sure she wears her uniform on occasion, but that might have been for a school-type series parody rather than the “real” world. Regardless, Ayaka seems like a high school girl which works well fo this grade. Incidentally her birthday is July 13th. Grade: B Total Grades: 80 Average score: 8.9 Final Grade: B+ And that's the blog for the week, and I'm sure that you're glad to be the seasonal meganekko. Right, Ayaka? *He turns to Riri and Ayaka, both of which are in their usual clothes and untransformed.* : I am quite glad, especially as it means that my series will get the attention that it deserves. Shame that there aren't more people like you. I've been saying that for years! : I would agree, but look at my ASS! *Riri seems to still have the larger ass from inside the blog world. The camera even zooms in on it, while she tries to hide it.* Okay! : I-I didn't mean it like THAT! I just mean that it's still the same after returning from the blog! : It seems that the damage the café took from the Mother Virus meant that you retained some of the aspects you had within. Or should she say... ASSpects? : That's not funny, Topaz! Don't worry. I'm sure that having a bigger ass will only mean that you'll get more points! : You can't say things like that, as this is noncanon! Maybe with your actual canon, but that's different from blog canon! : Stupid technicalities... But since we're done with Ayaka who are you going to be doing next time? Well, I do suppose that this year had sorta slim pickings with some seasons. But don't worry, as I know JUST the girl to do! And like Ayaka she's a glasses-wearing otaku with brown hair! : That's a relief, as dark hair is far better than blonde which gets spammed more than Galarian Darmatian! At least he's safely in Ubers now, but I can understand that as he was very devastating and hard to block! : Great... Now are we going to get distracted further? *sigh* Well, hope you all enjoyed this week's blog. Next time will be a cute meganekko which, while not as FOXY as her costars, still has a lot more appeal than she thinks!

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[9] Poe's Law - A documentation of the craziness found on the MAL forums ||| The Lgbt-plan to world domination - "They literally try to make every person gay on planet."

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The ninth entry in the collection of MAL insanity goes to:
__________________________________________________________________________________ shirakawa_megumi
If you're a profesional bigot, you need a reason to justify your hatred to yourself and others, but how do you go about hating a group that does absolutely nothing to deserve it? Historically, there have been mainly two methods: #1: Invoke religion (i.e. "heretics must be killed") #2: Make shit up (i.e. "the jews poisoned our wells") This entry is about a special type of bigotry: Homophobia. Homosexuals are now finally starting to settle in western society and turned out to be neither harmful on an individual level, nor harmful to the "fabric of society". How do you still manage to hate them? Obviously #1 is still the most popular option, but as the world becomes more secular, in many places people slowly start switching over to #2. Right-extremists and conservatives in particular started inventing toxic narratives to explain why the gays should be hated, and today we are looking at an extreme version of one of these narratives. Let's see how this is done.
Stage 1) Reframing and misrepresenting - the first step away from reality
Homosexuality isn't about love, it's about sex. As a result, every event for LGBT rights is in some roundabout way about sex, and taking your kids there (or even introducing them to the basic concept) is pedophilic child abuse.
shirakawa_megumi said:
I just find it amusing that it seems that everybody likes their share of children under 12, be it progressive left LGBT people or conservative right church people, but when it comes to discussion one side always try to somehow excuse their folk wrongdoings when at the same time exaggerate wrongdoing of other side. I mean, let's think about that, what would be told if conservative parent, was talking to his 1 grade son about which girl from his class he wants to fuck or to his 1 grade daughter if she's horny for dick of next door Johny yet. That would be considered child abuse and pedophilia for sure. But if you talk to that kid, about if they want to have sex with the same sex people as them and take them to festival of not-heterosexual sexual behaviors, then you are so progressive.
So right away, LGBT movements like pride parade are deligitimized and painted as degenerate sex-centric sausage parties. The idea that the lgbt-movement might also be about love amongst other things is dismissed in favour of a sex-narrative, because feelings of hatred come easier to you when you hate something as "dirty" as sex. Hating love is harder. So it's not about love. First step completed. This alone isn't enough, though. At this point he is only misrepresenting what the LGBT-movement stands for (instead of self-acceptance, love and standing up to discrimination, he says it's primarily about fucking). This false frame sets the stage for the next step.
Stage 2) Ignorance and delusion - a fake story about non-existant harm
This is the "the jews poisoned our wells"-stage. What do the gays do that allows us to hate them? Let's take a look.
shirakawa_megumi said:
you dare to say it's about love when you trying to program Johny to make him think, that there is literally no distinction from females and transwomen? That he should slurp that "feminine dick" or he will lose his job? You think it's a joke? The literally try to make every person gay on planet. https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-ridiculous-straight-panic-over-dating-a-transgender-person Stop lying to Johny. Stop your fukcing lies you tell kids, that sucking "feminine dick" as male is straight.
Apparently lgbt's want to brainwash everyone to be gay and force straight people to suck trans dick. If that sounds hysterical to you, it's because it is. And I mean all meanings of the word hysterical. Funnily the article which he believes to be proof for his insane assertions immediately contradicts what he's saying. But at this point we've already turned our back to reality, it's all about the narrative now. Let's see some more:
shirakawa_megumi said:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/massive-study-finds-no-single-genetic-cause-of-same-sex-sexual-behavior/ But of course, there is no way, that constant forcing your propaganda to kids potent to manipulation will have effect on their life after.
shirakawa_megumi said:
So yes, when you talk to kids about their crushes, it's exactly roundabout talking about sex. And your taking kids on prides is just trying to manipulate their sexuality. Why are you even doing this, don't you understand, that heterosexuals are the only reason you people exist? Some people will turn out to be non-heterosexuals either way, you don't have to abuse children to make more of you.
And once again the linked article doesn't support his claims at all. You can't manipulate children into being gay, that's not how it works, but it doesn't matter. The goal of lgbt people is to make more of them, which is of course awful. So there you have it, it's a big lgbt conspiracy to turn children gay by introducing them to the lgbt community in a manner that's also pedophilic child abuse because everyone knows that the lgbt-movement and lgbt-rights are 95% about sex and fucking. But there is a 3rd stage. What comes next is what shirakawa-megumi doesn't say, because it'd get him banned.
Stage 3) The bigoted conclusion - a final solution
I don't need to talk much about this stage. After a set-up like this, the next step is obvious: The Lgbt-movement needs to be stopped. How? Anyones guess. In this stage anything is on the table, fining them, imprisoning them, forced deportation, putting them into re-education camps, lynching leading figures of the movement, genocide. If you walk the path of bigotry, that's where you end up, over and over again. Sadly, homophobia is only one way to play the game, Shirakawa-megumi only happened to pick this particular poison. If you're reading this far, there's a good chance that you're doing better than him. This is to all the people who know better than Shirakawa-Megumi - thanks. For not falling for it. Link to thread: https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1818226

List of Animes for Shiritori Challenge (Part 2)

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List of Animes for Shiritori Challenge (Part 2)
  1. 3D Kanojo: Real Girl (2019/04/30 - 2019/04/30) [TV]
  2. [✔] Arslan Senki (TV): Fuujin Ranbu (2019/04/30 - 2019/04/30) [TV]
  3. Grisaia no Rakuen (2019/04/30 - 2019/04/30) [TV]
  4. Grisaia no Meikyuu: Caprice no Mayu 0 (2019/04/30 - 2019/04/30) [Special]
  5. Dakaretai Otoko 1-i ni Odosarete Imasu. (2019/05/01- 2019/05/02) [TV]
  6. Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card-hen Prologue - Sakura to Futatsu no Kuma (2019/05/03- 2019/05/03) [OVA]
  7. Tsuki ga Noboru made ni (2019/05/03- 2019/05/03) [OVA]
  8. Seikai no Monshou (2019/05/03- 2019/05/03) [TV]
  9. Darling in the FranXX (2019/05/03- 2019/05/05) [TV]
  10. Tsukipro The Animation (2019/05/05- 2019/05/05) [TV]
  11. Shingeki no Kyojin Season 3 (2019/05/05- 2019/05/06) [TV]
  12. Teinenpi Shoujo Haiji (2019/05/07- 2019/05/07) [ONA]
  13. Bakunyuu Oyako (2019/05/07- 2019/05/07) [OVA]
  14. Hibike! Euphonium: Kakedasu Monaka (2019/05/07- 2019/05/07) [Special] Buggy Map (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Special] < 15 minutes Wego Graphics (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Special] < 15 minutes Controller of Controller (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Movie] < 15 minutes Roll (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [ONA] < 15 minutes Parallel (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Music] < 15 minutes PRINTER REC Music (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Music] < 15 minutes Synchro Noise (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Music] < 15 minutes Crack (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Music] < 15 minutes Qiezi Mabo Forever (2019/05/14- 2019/05/14) [Music] < 15 minutes Ever Green Never End (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Sayonara Freeway (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Frogtoise (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Aishiteru (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Humane (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Cup of Smoke (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes To Disappear (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Caligula (Music) (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Aozora (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Bussouna Yoru (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Chokotto Kamen feat. Inoue Kikuko (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Music] < 15 minutes Asobuild Teaser Movie (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [ONA] < 15 minutes Haitoku Pistols no Kinkyuu Kaigi? (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [ONA] < 15 minutes Gakufu no Rakugakichou (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [ONA] < 15 minutes Maruman Loose Leaf (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [Special] < 15 minutes
  15. Kami nomi zo Shiru Sekai: Tenri-hen (2019/05/18 - 2019/05/18) [OVA]
  16. Aikatsu! (2019/01/07- 2019/05/19) [TV]
  17. Himesama Gentei! (2013/03/01 - 2019/05/21) [OVA] Previously started
  18. Asa kara Zusshiri Milk Pot (2014/10/25 - 2019/05/21) [OVA] Previously started
  19. The Guts! (2014/12/21 - 2019/05/21) [OVA] Previously started
  20. Sousei no Onmyouji (2016/04/07 - 2019/05/21) [TV] Previously started
  21. Log Horizon 2nd Season (2015/12/10 - 2019/05/22) [TV] Previously started
  22. Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut (2016/01/12 - 2019/05/25) [TV] Previously started
  23. Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei (2014/11/24 - 2019/05/25) [TV] Previously started
  24. B-Project: Kodou*Ambitious (2016/07/26 - 2019/05/26) [TV] Previously started
  25. Binan Koukou Chikyuu Boueibu LOVE! LOVE! (2016/07/25 - 2019/05/26) [TV] Previously started
  26. Charlotte (2015/07/12 - 2019/05/26) [TV] Previously started
  27. Sakamoto Desu ga? (2016/04/09 - 2019/05/27) [TV] Previously started
  28. [✔] Uchouten Kazoku (2014/09/12 - 2019/05/27) [TV] Previously started
  29. Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou (2019/05/27 - 2019/05/28) [TV]
  30. Gatchaman Crowds Insight: Inbound (2019/05/28 - 2019/05/28) [ONA]
  31. Gatchaman Crowds Insight (2019/05/28 - 2019/05/31) [TV]
  32. Hoozuki no Reitetsu 2nd Season (2019/05/31 - 2019/06/02) [TV]
  33. Kekkai Sensen (2019/06/02 - 2019/06/02) [TV]
  34. Monster Strike (2019/06/02 - 2019/06/03) [ONA]
  35. [✔] Nejimaki Seirei Senki: Tenkyou no Alderamin (2019/06/03 - 2019/06/04) [TV]
  36. [✔] Nurse Witch Komugi-chan R (2019/06/04 - 2019/06/07) [TV]
  37. [✔] Rozen Maiden (2019/06/07 - 2019/06/08) [TV]
  38. Onegai☆Teacher (2019/06/08 - 2019/06/09) [TV]
  39. Onegai☆Teacher: Himitsu na Futari (2019/06/09 - 2019/06/09) [OVA]
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