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This is the Three-hundredth-fiftieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. *Topaz and Riri are standing outside a large medieval castle. A bat even flies by.*

: That's not a good omen. Well, it's not like it hit either of us. And welcome back readers. As hinted at last week we're at a vampire's castle.

: Unlike last week I don't have a huge butt! Let's not go that far... *Topaz pokes her butt, making it jiggle.*

: S-stop that! We're on camera! Er, I suppose you're right. Anyway, lets get going in. *They step up to the gigantic gothic doorway. Topaz knocks using a huge door knocker. The doors open with a loud creak.*

: I'm glad you didn't place a boob joke there. The thought didn't even occur to me, great pun! *Riri sighs as they head up stairs. The stairs creak with each step, and a giant picture seems to stare at them as they pass by.*

: This seems more like a Halloween adventure. Don't worry, the I've informed the mistress of the castle that we were coming. We shouldn't get too injured.

: "Too injured"? Anyway, it looks like we're here! *Topaz knocks on a bedroom door. Much rattling is heard from within, but eventually a voice calls out from within.* ???: C-Come in, my servant for today! *The two walk in to see a young-looking vampire with great hair sitting in her bed. She's wearing cat ears and cute pajamas.*

: Welcome to my domain! So you're the one who wants to talk about me today then? That I am.

: Hey, this girl looks familiar... Are you sure she didn't work in a restaurant or something?

: You must be joking, do you really think that a vampire such as myself would stoop to such a lowly job?! Hee hee hee.

: What are you laughing about? A "Loli" job...Fufufu..

: I don't get it.

: To be fair it's hardly a joke. But shouldn't we get going on the blog for this week, Topaz? Wait, I have a better joke!

: I do enjoy good puns. Well, what is always behind Hazuki when she's naked?

: Eh? Is someone watching me bathe?!

: I blame Zettai already! No, it's not a guy. It's a "Full Full Full Moon!" *Ririchiyo and Hazuki glare at Topaz for his bad pun.*

: Maybe you should just start the blog... As long as Hazuki is alright with it.

: Of course, I want the whole world to know how beautiful I am! Well, you heard it from her, so...

Today's girl is:

Hazuki from Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase

Head Hair: Hazuki has amazing hair. It's long though it is hip-length so it may cover her butt on occasion (though it's pointed at the bottom so it's not a big problem). I do like how it's usually free, flowing beautifully. Her side bangs go all the way past her chest though, giving her a great hime cut (especially with her bangs). I really love blunt bangs lolis so Hazuki nearly instantly captivated me. About the only minus is that she has two noticeable V-shaped gaps in her bangs, one over each eye, compromising her otherwise perfect hair. I will also add that it's a gorgeous purple color, though in some pictures it's a dark blue instead but both colors are amazing for my tastes. While the majority of time she has free hair I will mention that she doesn't look bad with a ponytail, especially with her big bow., or with twintails as well She also occasionally wears a cute headdress. And, of course, we can't forget her great cat ears. While it's just an accessory she wore them in the infamous “Nekomimi mode” opening and they are one of Hazuki's most remembered features. Grade: A Eyes: Hazuki has nice, mostly light blue eyes. They aren't as dark as her hair around the pupil, but it seems that her pupil is a darker color (or at least I think that's what the effect they were going for was). She has a tarame for enhanced cuteness, though her alternate form Luna has a tsurime and red eyes. Not sure if red eyes go as well with purple hair as well as black hair yet, but considering that side is more supernatural I'll let it slide. They look fantastic in the first ED though. She'll also occasionally have a tsurime depending on her mood as well. Sadly she doesn't usually wear glasses but she did seem to in a single opening (the visuals change with each episode). Sadly I didn't write down the episode number so I can't be exact. Grade: B Face: Her face is very cute and youthful, fitting her loli-teen body. Her skin is soft-looking and her cheeks are shiny and pinch-able. Hazuki is another girl whose in-series beauty can be seen outside that world as well. Her small features certainly help as well, and she has a really adorable smile. Do note that she has vampire-like fangs as well, which are put to use. They're kind of cute, but I'm not a fan of blood so I'm not big on her “use”. I won't count her “real form” which is so surprising that Kouhei, the male lead, calls her a monster when he sees it. Grade: B+ Hey Riri, did you remember to bring the packages?

: ... You're right! I left it outside! I'll go get it now. *She leaves, but quickly returns holding two presents.*

: Inside this present isn't a hot springs, that would be silly.

: I can smell it already, smells sweet! *Riri carefully unwraps the two presents. Both seem to be deep brown chocolate cakes. Hazuki's eyes light up.*

: Are those for me? One is, at least. The other is for Zettai.

: Don't tell me... Later on. Not yet. I don't want you to have to sit there with cake on your butt.

: Why would there be cake on her butt?

: *rolls eyes* You'll see... Anyway, as thanks for allowing us to blog you I present this German chocolate cake! Figured it might remind you of your homeland.

: Looks delicious. Can I start eating it already? Of course! *Hazuki pulls out a fork and starts to eat the cake by herself.*

: Wait a second. If this is Hazuki's castle then how did we get to Germany so quickly? It's not important. To be fair the cake itself isn't German either.

: Fwat doesn't make it fany fwess dewicious.. Omm nom nom...

: Just get on with the blog. All her eating is making me hungry. Me too, but we should get back to the blog... Body Build: Hazuki, like many vampire lolis, doesn't have much of a body to speak of. Despite being a great hime cut loli she doesn't flip certain switches for me. That said I can see a lot of her appeal. Her short stature makes her easy to carry, and she also seems to have lovely soft skin. Her body is fair, with a nice belly but her curves aren't completely filled out either (namely her butt). If I had to name her best feature it would have to be her legs. She gets a few nice shots of her legs, namely in the second OP, and I'm pretty sure she goes around barefoot at times too. Also do note that, unlike every other SHAFT vampire , Hazuki doesn't grow up in a sequel or further on in the series. At least as far as I know, sadly the manga hasn't been fully translated. We do see her as a really cute child though. I'll also add that there's silliness in the OP where a turtle turns into Hazuki in a shell, making it seem like she's laying eggs. Not my type of fetish, though. Grade: C Breasts: Sadly Hazuki lacks anything here. Not much to say otherwise, though I do suppose that the anime may have made her bigger (though they didn't make a big deal about it either). Grade: D Clothes: Hazuki does wonderful here though. When we first see her she's wearing a frilly gothic lolita outfit though usually white ones (a shame as black would go well with her hair). She also wears a miko outfit later on in the series, looking wonderful in it. This shouldn't be confused with the waitress costume which consists of a pink top and blue bottom and looks similar to a miko outfit. She also wears a cat-like costume at first to go outside in, it seems really heavy and hot (especially considering a certain scene). Underneath that she wore a gym uniform with a blue buruma, my favorite type! One of Hazuki's most famous outfits consists of just a cloak with nothing underneath (though through good angles we don't see anything). She also wears cat-hooded pajamas and a cute school-ish outfit with a plaid skirt and red backpack. In the opening she wears a spacesuit with cat ears as well as a big bear suit, though I don't think that's actually canon. During a clothes shuffle scene she wears various outfits including: A black Chinese dress with nylon thighhighs with GLASSES (though small ones) and ring hair, a yellow T-shirt with spats and a white tail, another gym uniform with sadly short socks, overalls and a large shirt, a Christmas-looking dress, a really big kimono, and a white frilly dress with cat paws (on her hands and feet I mean). In official art she also has another casual outfit with a cute beret and scarf. In the OVA she wears a lovely blue competition swimsuit which fits her loli body well. In general her outfits are excellent and I'm probably forgetting a few or so. Grade: A

: How dare you mock my loli body! I wouldn't do anything like that, your body is perfect just the way it is. It's just not to my liking in certain areas!

: You should show your bottom off more, like me! Er, n-not that I show my butt off a lot to Topaz or anything...

: Grrr, I have a completely different appeal from those cows. I'm more cute than sexy and Topaz punishes me for it! It's time to teach him a lesson with my vampire magic! You'd better not be using it to “age up”!

: Certain people wouldn't appreciate it.

: You can't stop me – FULL FULL FULL MOOOON! *Hazuki spins around a few times and makes a puff of smoke. As the smoke clears...*

Am I cuter now, Oniisama?

ADORABLED! *Topaz nosebleeds and falls unconscious for a bit.* ==Meanwhile==

==At a certain Skull-shaped fortress== *King walks into a main room.* King: It's been a while since we've heard any news about Topaz. Are you sure that-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? *She notices immediately that Left Knight seems to be passionately rubbing Queen's lower half.* Queen: It's not what it looks like! L.Knight: She just got wet, is all! See, we're doing this properly as we're over the drain this time! *The two move slightly to show off that there is a drain in floor near the corner of the room. Eventually Queen's legs return.* King: Phew, I thought that we were having some R-rated activities going on over here. Queen: I think you may have the wrong blog for that. L.Knight: I'll ONLY do R-Rated things with darling! Queen: What about that time you tried to attack me? L.Knight: That was only because of the full moon! You're just mad because I have current work too! Queen: WHAT'S THAT, YOU DUMB EEL? L.Knight: OH THAT'S IT! King: STOP IT YOU TWO! *The two were about to attack each other, but King manages to break it up.* King: It's obvious that boredom has gotten the better of you two. It doesn't help that Left Bishop has left us either... L.Bishop: What's that? And here I was ready to bring more troops-Nii! *Left Bishop enters dramatically, with her pink twintails showing much more obviously than before. Three girls are also following her.* Queen: Oh! Left Bishop. We were just thinking of ways to defeat Topaz! L.Knight: Of course! King: Hey, aren't you smaller than you were before? In like, a lot of ways? L.Bishop: Nonsense, you must just not recognize me since it's been a while. I don't see how though, how could you forget my Nico Nico Nii? King: Of course not. But... Hmmm, I don't remember that too well. L.Bishop: It doesn't matter. Look at these replacements I've managed to scrounge up! *The three girls step forward. Left Bishop pushes the first one forward for introductions. She's curvy and is wearing a cat mask.* L.Bishop: I found this one looking around a pet store. She might not have twintails, but she's certainly an idol! ???: H-hello, my name is Su- Queen: Don't ruin the surprise yet! ???: Er, Super... Pawn. Yes, as I'm replacing several of them. L.Knight: Glad to have you aboard, Super Pawn! Super Pawn: Eeek... *She backs away from Left Knight, who despairs in a corner after the rejection.* Queen: Don't worry, you'll get used to her. King: She doesn't look too powerful, but those are some nice accessories. You look like a DJ or something. Queen: Or maybe part of a group that involves a strawberry, a meganekko, and a middle school girl with a common name. Super Pawn: Er, what are you two talking about? King: Nothing important, but who are the next two? L.Bishop: I managed to set a trap and capture THIS girl! *She pushes up a curvy girl in gym clothes. A rabbit mask is over her face.* ???: It's not fair, she put a big lollipop under a box! Sweets are my yummy weakness! Queen: Hmmm, she doesn't seem like a idol, but I GUESS those count as pink twintails. ???: Thanksies! Do you like my pretty bows too? Oh, and by the way... L.Knight *joined back into the conversation*: Remember, no real names. ???: Er, you can call me Bunny Knight! L.Knight: Hopefully you're more a "Knight" than a "Bunny". Bunny Knight: Of course, I'm an expert at ninja arts! Speaking of which, considering what you are... Are you... BAD guys? Queen: N-nonsense! King: Right, we're trying to help out all girls from a freakish pervert! Bunny Knight: I've put up with a certain pervert a lot, but as long as we only teach him a lesson and not kill him it'll be all okay. King: Don't worry, we won't hurt him more than we need to. L.Bishop: Though we may have to be aggressive... Anyway, let's go to the third girl. *She pushes up the remaining girl, another curvy one and this one seems to be wearing a hockey mask. Her pink twintails are easily visible.* ???: I'm here representing the Black Label, cutting off tumors from society. Luckily I've thought about my name and you can call me BOMBOS! Queen: Well, certain parts of you certainly are "explosive"... Why did EVERY GIRL you choose have to be so... BUSTY?!? King: I'm sure it's all just a coincidence as the last two seem quite powerful. Queen: Yeah, whatever... *Queen despairs in a corner, the same one Left Knight was in previously.* King: So.. "Bombos". It's a shame your companions weren't named "Quake" and "Ether". Bombos: Eh? King: Kids these days wouldn't know a good game if it bit them, grumble grumble. L.Bishop: Isn't that game technically older than you are even? King: I suppose, but still! L.Bishop: Games aside I can tell that, with her hair fitting in so well and her combat training, Bombos is already Rook-rank! King: That's fortunate. I'm sure that this new trio will help us move in on Topaz! L.Bishop: And I already have a plan, though it'll take a few weeks to put into action. Until then, Nico Nico Nii! L.Knight: You all look hungry as well. Mind if I whip something up? King & Queen: NOOO!!!

*Topaz wakes up with a shock.* Whoa, I felt light headed for a bit there.

: Don't worry, Hazuki made you spray blood all over. Well, I guess she is a vampire so it only makes sense. But speaking of which let's get back to the blog! Mind Personality: Hazuki is definitely a tsundere. She seems selfish and spoiled at first, but definitely gets better. The reason for her poor social skills were that she was stuck in a castle for most of her life and kept away from her mother for some time. She doesn't have any other contact with others until Kouhei shows up to photograph her. She bites him to make him her slave, but he remains unaffected due to his unique power. Despite this, she continues to try to make Kouhei her slave, calling him Oniisama in a great use of that word. It's believe early on that sunlight will kill her, leading to one of my favorite scenes in the series where she runs in a heavy animal costume in great heat when she hears that Kouhei might be in trouble, nearly dying herself. It really showed how much she cared for him, though it is slightly ruined by the fact that she's a daylight walker. Yes, that means that she could have made that trip anyway. But going back to that, her ability to not be affected by the daytime makes her hunted by various other vampires who want that power for herself. Hazuki also has an alternate personality named “Luna” that gets freed during the full moon. This personality is a lot more evil than Hazuki's elegant lolita personality. Luna also had the power to take over Hazuki, but luckily after a major battle she becomes free of the implanted personality as her relatives wanted to be able to control Hazuki. She's also watched over by her familiar Haiji who is a cat guardian/familiar. She occasionally takes a small humanoid form which Hazuki really should tease with giantess fun-I MEAN *cough*. She also still argues with Kouhei as he should obey her whims. I enjoy her preview puns as well, since I almost forgot to mention them. Hazuki was one of Chiwa Saito's first roles, which seems funny considering how much SHAFT uses her voice these days. It's a great fitting voice from one of my top voice actresses and even though she's a bit higher than usual it fits Hazuki really well. Monica Rial is a great American dub role, but I don't have a good opinion of her as Hazuki as I like Saito's rendition too much. Grade: B Libido: Hazuki deeply loves Kouhei and wants to be his lover/master. She gets jealous when he's around other girls, especially the young girl who is to be his fiance. The relationship is staggered at times, not just because Hazuki is a tsundere but due to supernatural reasons as well . One example is when he gained his ability to see spirits and was afraid of her, but luckily he cares enough about Hazuki to seal away that power. Sadly I'm not sure if they end up together in the manga, but it would be a big disappointment if they don't. Grade: B- Age: Hazuki is early teens in appearance, though that might not be correct. I've heard that she looks to be 13-14, but her vampire body may betray this. Of note is that Kouhei is a college-age guy, if I remember correctly, so this may be a better relationship for Zettai. Grade: B- Total Grades: 68 Average score: 7.6 Final Grade: B And that's the final score.

: Gaaaoooo! That's unfair! I should score much better than you gave me!

: I imagine that Zettai would. He's a lot more fair to those of us who are glorious lolis. To be fair it's not just her body that's a flaw for her. She's not an excellent Tsunshun like you are, Riri.

: HEY! (A-at least Topaz remembers the name of what I am...)

: I'd love to meet this "Zettai" person. Where is he? I think he's under the rule of another vampire currently.

: Buuuuuu. Don't worry as it's only for this month.

: Not that he'd immediately do you at the end of the month. I imagine he has a big epic storyline that can't be interrupted. Finales are a funny thing. But I know a perfect way to remind Zettai that you exist... *Topaz brings out the second cake.*

: Again with the cakes? You're going to spoil that guy...

: I'm not sure what I have to do.. Can you show her then, Ririchiyo? *Riri sighs and glares at Topaz.*

: Do I really have to? I guess not. Maybe Zettai won't mind just a normal cake today. SIIIIGGGGHHH

: FINE! Here, do what I do. *Riri presses her loli shiri against Hazuki's as the two squat above the cake.

: I'm still not sure what you want me to do...

: It's simple. On the count of ten we sit on the cake.

: And he actually e-enjoys this?! How perverted! But he's still my friend and deserves delicious birthday treats!

: You're just saying that because of the cake from Chizuru and Ikaros you got last week... ...Not at all. *averts gaze.* Now, how about you two take a seat, so to speak.

: Fine then. One... Two... *Ririchiyo and Hazuki rub their butts together, drawing out the time before sitting on the cake.* threefourfivesixseveneightnine-TEN! *Topaz pushes down on Riri and Hazuki's shoulders and pushes them butt-first into the cakes. They squirm slightly, making sure to envelop it in their odors. After a bit they stand up.*

: Aw man! Now our butts are all dirty! *She shoves it into the camera.*

: This underwear cost so much and now it's ruined! What are you going to do now? *Hazuki follows Riri's lead and wiggles her bottom.* Don't worry, I have the perfect solution! A Fade-in/Fade-out!

: I don't get how that's going to help. Like this: FADE OUT! *The screen fades to black for a few seconds. It then fades back in, with Topaz licking chocolate off his lips as well as using his fingers to help wipe his mouth. Hazuki and Riri glare at him in disgust.* See, I knew it would work!

: I can't believe that you'd do such a Zettai thing!

: Pervert! Pervert! That tears it, I'm kicking you two out!

: Can't I stay?

: You're welcome back anytime. But Topaz can only come in an emergency! E-even if it's just because I need someone to talk to! Of course, I'll be awaiting that time. Now, let's get the cake and send it right to Zettai! Thanks for having us as well! *He packages up the cake and leaves with Ririchiyo. Once outside Riri brings up a good question.*

: So any ideas about the person you'll be talking about next week? Hmmm... *He looks at the German chocolate cake.* This cake reminds me of a certain girl...

: Why, because she has dark skin or something? Unfortunately no, there needs to be more dark skinned girls in shows. I mean because, much like the cake, this girl is not-quite from a European country.

: ...Didn't Zettai scold you for talking about the last girl from that show? Especially since it's still ongoing. Yeah, but this time I waited a lot longer. Plus I like being proven wrong, especially in "libido". But I hope everyone is looking forward to next week's girl!

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