THIS story will contain....
Love
Puppy
Australia
Naginata
GO!GO! GO!
story will be in all caps, my side notes are in normal.
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ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ do you guys realze how hard it is to write about "love"??
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SO WE BEGIN HERE WITH ME AND MARTHA LEAVING THE HOSPITAL OF HAPPINESS.
WE DECIDED WE NEEDED TO GO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER GALAXY.
BECAUSE WE LIVE ON THE PLANET OF FAIRYTALES AND MAGIC.
WE DECIDED TO TRAVEL TO MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA TO BEGIN OUR FINE JOURNEY......
WE CAME ACROSS THIS LOST LITTLE POMERANIAN PUPPY.
AND BECAUSE IT WAS JUST SOOOO GOSH DARN CUTE!<3
I KEPT IT.
IN MY PURSE.
NOTE THIS PURSE IS NO ORDINARY PURSE!
IT HOLDS EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF!! ITS LIKE MARY POPINS! OHOHOHOHOHO
BUT NO ONE KNOWS THE TRUTH BEHIND HER BAG, THE TRUTH IS THAT MARTHA WAS OH SO KIND TO PLACE A SPELL ON HER BAG TO DO THAT!!!! TAKE THAT OLD LADY!
BUT ANYWAY WE WERE WALKING AROUND AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A WILD GOLIATH APPEARED FROM ANOTHER DIMENTION!
THIS WAS A JOB FOR ME AND MARTHA, TO KEEP THE PUPPY SAFE, I HID MY BAG AWAY.
I GRABBED MY NAGINATA AND BE BEGAN OUR BATTLE.
THIS GOLIATH WAS SOMEHOW EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND SOON MY HEALTH WAS RUNNING LOW.. I SAT DOWN AND RESTED FOR A BIT AS MARTHA COVERED FOR ME.
AND....
BEFORE I KNEW IT, THE CUTE POMERANIAN I PICKED UP EARLIER CAME FLYING OVER TO ME IN A CAPE WITH A PINK BOW AND IT WAS ALL SPARKLEY
WITH ONE BLOW SHE KILLED THE GOLIATH AND MARTHA PICKED ME UP AND FLEW ME HOME TO GET REVIEVED.
OF COURSE THE PUPPY CAME WITH US..
LATER THAT NIGHT THE PUPPY SPOKE TO ME IN A MONOTONE VOICE AND SAID
"FROM TODAY ONWARDS I SHALL COME TO YOUR RESCUE WHEN YOU ARE AT FAULT MILADY."
AND HE CONTINUED TO TRANSFORM INTO A HOT BISHIE.
I WAS DUMBSTUCK AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
gawd this is so embarrassing.... (#／。＼#)
HE THEN LEFT ME THERE SITTING ON MY BED AS HE WALKED AWAY.
seriously....（/｡＼)
I THEN TURNED TO MARTHA AND TOLD HER.
" I THINK I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH A DOG...."
MARTHA THEN PROCCEEDS TO TRY TO COMFOR ME AND WE FALL ASLEEP.
AND SO, CONCLUDES OUR STORY FOR TONIGHT.....
ughu... whryyyyyyy (╯ಊ╰)
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