: Well Rika, it's that time of the year again.
: Time to stuff our faces with turkey and other foods?
: No, no. That's- well, it's not INcorrect but that's not what I'm thinking of. It turns out that today is also the day that Emperortopaz releases his guest blogs!
: Aww man. Are we the ones hosting this again?
: What's wrong with hosting it? Besides, it's better than going through whatever Topaz is up to right now.
: I suppose, and it also looks like we don't have as many blogs as we did last year either. At least this time it will likely stay in a single blog or something.
: That it likely will. Starting off this blog will be the first of only two blogs from ZettaiRyouiki. Here's Mio Isurugi:
Yo. This is the first of ZettaiRyouiki’s blogs for 2012, using the ZR-custom version of Topaz’s “Perfect Anime Girl Sheet”. The only differences are “Breasts” has been replaced by “Butt” and “Face” for “Voice”, which fits my personal preferences more.
Note: This blog contains unmarked spoilers and gushing of lolis/flat chests. You’ve been warned.
For my good pal Topaz’s guest blog month last year, I did a review of my Top 10 girls at the time. Since then two new challengers have appeared, and they deserve to be rated. So first, we have the Second Voluntary Club president, none other than…
Head
Hair
Mio is a blonde. This is a bad thing, as that’s easily my least favorite hair color, and yet the one everyone praises all the damn time. Her hair is otherwise nice, being a rather nice shade, long, very smooth-looking and having a cute hairband for bonus points. Still, blonde!
Grade: C+
Eyes
Aquamarine blue, I think. Again, blue eyes are my least favorite, and anime giving their characters blue eyes like candy doesn’t help this either. Plus blue-eyed blondes are soooo overdone. Otherwise they’re cute and have a nice shape, but yeah.
Grade: C+
Body
Build
Very nice! She has a lolish slender body, though her legs aren’t that bad for a girl with that build, and the focus on them help. She’s 152cm tall, putting her in the short-ish side of things, something good for me. She also has a flat chest and very cute feet. Overall, there is little wrong with Mio’s body.
Grade: A+
Butt
While rarely shown, we got a pretty decent look at her ass in the “Hidden Camera” specials, and it’s rather nice, as expected from Xebec before they joined the 2012 Train of Ass Hate. Furthermore, there are two scenes that deserve mention and boost her rating on this: In the first episode, she delivers a buttdrop on Tarou’s crotch, which is hot, and in a much later episode she teases him by facesitting a teddy bear, which is MUCH hotter! If only she had really sat on Tarou, her rating would be even higher!
Grade: B-
Clothes
Mio also excels at this. Her regular school outfit is nice, having a blazer and a ribbon, plus her sexy thighhighs of course. What makes Mio stand out are the many cosplays she’s worn between the series and official art, both for the anime and the novels. Those include: Miko, school swimsuit, maid, wedding dress, policewoman and others. Not everything is perfect, tho: The swimsuit she worn on the proper beach episode wasn’t all that great, and her panties are a bland white color. Other than that, Mio has a most delicious fashion sense!
Grade: A
Mind
Personality
Mio is what I call a domdere: A dominant girl with a sweet side. And not just dominant, but with a superiority complex. There is a cause for that, tho: She has problems treating with people, in a serious kind of way, because she used to be an ill girl with a weak body and rarely got contact with other children. So despite her very rough and sadistic behavior, Mio is deep in a good girl. This becomes most evident in the episode where Tarou gets convenient amnesia: Everyone tries to get advantage of the situation, even the supposedly nice Arashiko, but Mio is the only one who genuinely worries for him and tries to cure him. Overall, Mio’s personality is about the best you can get outside from KDEGs or incestuous devoted reliable imoutos.
Grade: A-
Libido
By far the best of Mio’s appeals: She’s a total sadist! The entire series revolves about hr trying to cure the main character of his masochism. Let’s forget for a second how stupid and insulting that is, and focus on her methods: Constant domination! While she used some “joke” treatments, she also has some delicious abusive ones that make her a REAL masochist’s delight. In a more “normal” point, she falls in love with Tarou during the show and, as stated, shows she cares about him the most from the cast. So she’s abusive but not evil, perfect. As a side note, there are two DVD specials where she gets abused, but these suck big time and the writer of them better got fired by them.
Grade: A
Age
She’s in second year of high school, so about 16-17.
Grade: B+
Voice
Ayana Taketatsu is one of my favorite VAs, and she does a great job at reflecting Mio’s dommy goodness. Also note that, while Mio isn’t exactly polite when speaking, she’s not being the overly rude and constantly curse-spewing woman fansubs make her out to be. Being dominant doesn’t mean throwing “big” insults all the time, after all!
Grade: A
Total grades: 83 (B+)
: Well, at least that one was less disgusting than I thought it would be.
: That's not nice to Zettai. He's one of Empry's close friends!
: Have you NOT seen the conversations those two have. Them and their little "harems" are disgusting! "Oniisama" indeed!
: I'm sure he restrained himself for your sake.
: (whispers) Though sometimes, I think they're nice...
: What was that?
: N-NOTHING! Besides, don't we have more blogs to get through? Here's another one from ZettaiRyouiki. Luckily he didn't do ten like last year and this is the last one. It's about Nadeko Sengoku.
Yo. This is the last of ZettaiRyouiki’s blogs for 2012, using the ZR-custom version of Topaz’s “Perfect Anime Girl Sheet”. The only differences are “Breasts” has been replaced by “Butt” and “Face” for “Voice”, which fits my personal preferences more.
Note: This blog contains unmarked spoilers and gushing of lolis/flat chests. You’ve been warned.
For my good pal Topaz’s guest blog month last year, I did a review of my Top 10 girls at the time. Since then two new challengers have appeared, and they deserve to be rated. And last but not least, we have the serpent loli that is not Shizuku…
Head
Hair
Nadeko’s hair is a lovely dark brown color, sometimes painted as black, and oddly green in her OP animation. Her hair is not very long, but it reaches her shoulder and it looks pretty nice, plus the strands always reminded me of tagliatelle for some reason. On top of that there’s the lovely cabby hat she wears, which looks super-cute on her. Thanks to her hair not being that long, she was spared from Nisemonogatari punishing her with Nisio Isin’s haircut fetish. I swear this man doesn’t visit strip clubs, he visits the local hairdresser. That said, she did lose the hat to wear a hairband and show her forehead. While it was a change for the worse, it was relatively decent compared to what most of the cast got, and she was still cute. Overall, Nadeko’s hair is nice, if not mind-blowing.
Grade: B
Eyes
She has round-ish cute brown eyes, which go well with her personality, overall appearance and hair. Nothing more to say here.
Grade: B+
Body
Build
Nadeko is one of the sexiest lolis out there. She has just the right amount of curves to be desirable, while still keeping a somewhat slender body and a flat chest. And boy, do we get to look at her body. Like, a whole lot. She’s 153cm tall as well, keeping her within my ideal size. Nadeko is truly a breath-taking loli.
Grade: A+
Butt
Well, this part of her isn’t perfect, but she’s not bad either. We only get a couple glimpses of her bum tho, but she always looks pretty nice for a girl her age, and the fact she wasn’t wearing panties in Nisemonogatari and wanted to play Twister certainly helps. She’s no Mikan, but few are.
Grade: C
Clothes
All over the place. First, her standard outfit includes jeans, possibly the ugliest piece of clothing ever created. Damn you, Levi Strauss. I curse you in my sleep. But said outfit also includes a cute jacket and the cabby hat. The real meat comes when her arc gets serious, as we see her in just a buruma, albeit sadly a navy blue one, and then a school swimsuit. She looks gorgeous on both and I want to take her home. Later on she even wears a nightgown with no panties for bonus sexy points. As mentioned, Nisemonogatari changed her looks because Nisio Isin hates his fans. Thankfully Nadeko did pretty okay: She got a cute outfit which, among other things, involved a miniskirt with absolute territory. Yes! In short, Nadeko has some great clothes, but not enough to get to the best score.
Grade: A-
Mind
Personality
At first Nadeko comes as a very sweet and shy loli, who treats main character Koyomi as an older brother as she grew with him and his sisters. However, there is more to her, as she is in love with him and, according to the Japanese fanbase, is like a “Final Boss” who will do anything to get him to fall in love with her. She also dislikes Shinobu, a shame. At any rate, the important thing is she’s a shy girl with a devilish inner side!
Grade: B+
Libido
As said, Nadeko at first comes as a rather shy loli who hides her naked chest and hopes her “Koyomi-oniichan” won’t get excited from seeing her childish body. He gets excited because, well, who wouldn’t. Eventually Nadeko is revealed to be more than meets the eye, as her love for Koyomi and desire to teach him Twister “physically” reflect. Perverted lolis, a man’s dream.
Grade: B
Age
She’s on middle school and about 14. Nothing to complain about, no sir!
Grade: A+
Voice
Not only she’s voiced by Kana Hanazawa, one of my favorite VAs, she’s THE one who got me into Hanazawa on the first place! Seriously, that OP is so cute! Man, I wish this was like video games and I could give S-ranks
Grade: A+
Total: 84 (B+)
: Big surprise that he'll do at least one incestuous imouto per year.
: True, it's not all that surprising. Still, I'm glad that he still got us blogs this year. And so early too!
: That's because he's a bored person who needs a life.
: That's no way to talk about someone who has you as their favorite character!
: I SUPPOSE. Either way, we're heading to the last blog!
: That's right! And this one we can mock slightly as well.
: Now why is that?
: Because this guy, Josh001, go his blog in LATE!
: Didn't he do something like this last year? You'd think that he'd learn that Topaz ALWAYS announces blogs on his birthday meganekko day.
: Wait... how were you able to cross out the words as you're talking?!
: Trade secret. Also, I BET that Joshie HASN'T read many of Topaz's blogs this year either.
: It's still good that he sent us a blog though. So thanks to both Josh001 and ZettaiRyouiki for sending out the blogs.
: Also thanks to ppizzapie for creating the image that Topaz uses every year as the image for his club.
: We're always thankful for any support through these four years, so thanks everyone! In closing, I present the final blog of the night. Here's Asuna Yuuki from Sword Art Online:
Another anniversary blog!! Emperortopaz has been entertaining and informing his friends of some of his favorite girls so it is time for his friends to do the same. This year I decided to choose a more recent anime that has become a new obsession for me. Disclaimer: Since it is still airing I can only inform up until the first 20 of 25 episodes so have to take it from that point.
This year I decided to make a blog over Asuna the main heroine of Sword Art Online.
Head
Hair: Asuna has a lightly brown hair color and style that is closely related to Danny Choo's Mirai Suenaga. Asuna however has a small braid in the back that transitions into a small ponytail. The ponytail is rather subtle but also shows a bit of femininity towards Asuna's character. Her hair is also rather long stretching down her back. I find the style really good but I'm not very fond of the color itself. I also often find art of Mirai in thumbnails and mistaking her for Asuna which gets kinda annoying :P.
Grade: B
Eyes: Asuna's eyes match her hair nicely and are the same light brown color. Even though I'm not too fond of the color as I started in the section for hair, Asuna has extremely expressive eyes. They are very rounded and bright which matches her personality well but the amount of change in the shape of them when she shows concern or even assertiveness is extraordinary.
Grade: A-
Face: Asuna has a very defined facial structure. It shows a bit of her femininity and elegance but also at times can even be childish looking. She has shown a wide variety of emotions from stern looks of leadership, concern and sadness, and blissful joy. She has a very cute smile which matches her nurturing nature which I will cover more later on in personality.
Grade: B+
Body
Build: Asuna has a very slender body, she is 5'6 and 121 pounds. She doesn't really have a very womanly body however she does appear more to be more shapely in the cabin episodes when wearing a sweater. However in this case I very much like Asuna's build cause it gives a sense of a strong character rather than just eye candy :P.
Grade: A
Breasts: Asuna is about average in this area so nothing really overwhelming or underwhelming in this department :P.
Grade: C
Clothes: Asuna has about four outfits from what I've seen in the series so far, her first being my favorite. The first outfit she is seen with is a white shirt with a red vest (Tunic?) on over it and red shorts. Shortly after her outfit changes to her Knights of the Blood armor which becomes the staple look for her. It is a silvery armor with red trim that compliments Kirito's black outfit well when they are both together. There is also her ALO outfit which is similar in design to her Knights of the Blood SAO gear but more in a robe design. Then finally we have her casual clothing in the cabin eps which consisted of a yellow sweater and brown skirt, I felt this was her cutest outfit of them all and gave her a very motherly style which fit that certain part of the series.
Grade: B
Mind
Personality: Asuna is a very strong will character in SAO. Asuna is able to be the person Kirito needs to draw strength from as well as drawing strength from him. Asuna is also extremely nurturing for Yui and even Kirito at times. The two compliment each other nicely and care deeply for each other. She is also a rather good cook and isn't afraid to show it :P and has even single handily created a whole new character for the series (sandwich-kun) which is her greatest love rival for Kirito's heart. The best thing about Asuna however for me is that she is able to stand on her own two feet instead of being a sidelined heroine. She has on many occasion shown that even she is able to kick ass and be a driving factor in completing the game for everyone's freedom. That being said I hope they continue to drive her character in that direction, I was rather shaky when I saw ALO and they pushed her into the 'damsel in distress' position but even then she is discovering ways to escape by herself so here's hoping.
Grade: A
Libido: There isn't a whole lot to say for this portion considering they are in an online game setting I'm assuming the game as some limitations in this sense :P but Asuna herself has not shown a whole lot of sexual desire.
Grade: D
Age: At the end of SAO's first arc we find out Asuna's real name and age 17, being a year older then Kirito which is pretty fascinating since you don't see the age difference being reversed for males and females much in anime.
Grade: B
Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8
Final Grade: B-
: Well Rika, it's that time of the year again.
: Time to stuff our faces with turkey and other foods?
