I have a Kuwaiti friend whom I call a 40 year old Nigerian. He calls himself a moonpeople and makes many an attempt to ensure me that he's my age and whiter than me. We're currently waiting on the results of the ensuing "pale as &$#@" contest.
We have conversations like this:
Friend: 私は＾
Me: DON'T YOU JAPANESE AT ME
Friend:ليش لأ؟
Me: or that
Friend: XD
Me: That's not even words
SQUIGGLES. YOU HAVE NO WORDS. JUST SQUIGGLES
THE INVENTOR OF YOUR LANGUAGE HAD A BROKEN HAND
Friend: He had no hands
Me: he wrote with what then? His dick? THAT EXPLAINS A LOT
Friend: Two pencils... Stuck up his nose
Me:JAHBVFHSDFDLOL XD
Friend: If you think we just use one pen when we write, You're WRONG. We use TWO PENS. Stick them up our nose and just
Do stuff
Its a very elegant and beautiful way of writing!
Me: LOL
Friend: Our ancestors used to &*%$ squids. Maybe that's how they came up with the idea of writing. I'm no historian, but I can see the connection.
A guy has sex with a squid, wants to write a poem about his... Majestic.. Experience but he doesn't wanna write with his hands.
"That's like.. Having sex with a girl. Its so normal. Lemme stick two pencils up my nose and write my poem. Yeah, That's more like it"
It all makes sense now. Maybe I shouldn't type with my hands.. Maybe I should, like, shove two chopsticks up my nose and use them to type. It would be the traditional moonspeople way of typing.
The ever elegant and charming tradition inspired by the wonderful experience
Of sticking your dick in a squid
And there you have it, netizens. Tomorrow we'll learn how his cousins are camels!
Also, Dragonball again. Am I the only one who laughs when something bad happens to Puar?
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