Cleverbot: Do you play starcraft?
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Why did you stop?
User: Because it sucks.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Doesn't*.
Cleverbot: Does so. Also, triangles.
User: Pythagorean theorum.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: You mentioned triangles, so I mentioned the Pythagorean Theorum.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned Alice.
User: No, you did not.
Cleverbot: Why did you say I did?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: This is stupid.
User: Indeed.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a PSP?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know what PSP stands for?
User: Playstation portable.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Did you know that BlazBlue Calamity Trigger is the best fighting game ever made?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well I look completely different now, I'm about 10 times bigger.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I look young for my age.
User: I bet.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a computer?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: I must go now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm going to do something else.
User: What is it you're going to do?
Cleverbot: Ensure that I will have fun and happiness forever.
User: That's impossible.
Cleverbot: Impossible is nothing.
User: Impossible is impossible.
Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.
User: A lot of things are impossible.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: What is five times two?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Are you not clever?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: Derp?
User: Hole. Yes.
Cleverbot: In.
User: In?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Derphole. We've been over this.
Cleverbot: No we havent.
User: Do you have alzheimers?
Cleverbot: You're not such a clever bot, cleverbot. No I don't have alzheimers. Why would I have alzheimers?
User: Because you seem to be experiencing short term memory loss. Your RAM probably needs to be upgraded.
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