ZettaiBlog 30: Außenseiter

: Hey, is our mascot ready? : No, he seems to be uncharacteristically asleep… : Hmm? Weird… *enters Zettai’s room* Rrrr…. Zzzzz… Hop step jump… Carlewis! : *enters too* No, I don’t get his dreams either. : Leave this to me… *sneaks into Zettai’s bed* Mmmm… *notices movement* You have in me an admirer, a slave, a friend, a servant… : Sounds oddly appropriate, in several levels... : Hah! *grabs Zettai’s arm with her legs and pulls on it, waking him up instantly! DRAKENGARD! *gets up* Golly, look at the time. : *flips Zettai face-down, sits on his back and pulls his legs up* You made me wait! Owowowow! I’m sorry! *likes it* I will introduce you then, you are… …and I shall write your blog! : You b-better do a good job at it! *releases Zettai’s legs, then traps his head with her thighs and squeezes tightly* Otherwise this shall be child’s play! Can’t… breathe…*loves it even more* Pain… : …I’m going to make breakfast. *leaves* Head Hair Laura has light grey hair, a surprisingly very nice color. It even goes with her training outfit, which is also light grey but less light. It’s about waist length, perfect for avoiding covering her ass, and her hair is all perfectly trimmed the same length. She has two cute bangs on the sides of her face, but sadly her forehair is shounen-like and doesn’t give the feeling of being a hime cut at all, so close. She also has one of the weirdest ahoge ever, coming from the right-back of her head and then CIRCLING until it stops in front of her forehead. The hell. Laura only changes her hairstyle once, but it’s a nice one: cute twintails she dons during the beach episode, which look surprisingly lovely despite not being all that long. This hairstyle is VERY popular among the fanbase by the way, to the point it’s not uncommon for fanart to use it and several official art images have her in it even if not in her swimsuit. Overall her hair is surprisingly lovely! By the way, in Nanoha StrikerS there is a girl with remarkably similar hair, minus the ahoge. Grade: A- Eyes Laura has one red eye and a golden eye, the latter of which she keeps hidden under a cute eyepatch. She wasn’t born this way tho, the golden eye is actually artificial and she got it at a young age as part of turning her into the ultimate super soldier, as apparently super serum was unknown on Germany or something. Still, she has heterochromia and of my two favorite eye colors, can’t match that! Then again we can’t see her golden eye that often, and IS obsolete it, but hey. Her eyes are also a very nice shape, being tsurime but not overly so as Laura is a bit loli after all. The only “flaw” is the lack of glasses, if understandable because of her eyepatch. She could always wear a monocle, golly. Also in Nanoha StrikerS there’s a girl with an eyepatch too, albeit in her right eye instead of her left eye like Laura, and her left eye is GOLDEN too! Her right eye isn’t red tho. Grade: A+ : Not bad! Now, before the next section, you’ll play to be my IS! How the hell do I do that? : Get on all fours and I shall ride you! That’s just horseplay with a different name… *gets in position* : Good boy! *sits her round ass on Zettai’s back* Now walk me around! Yes, mistress! *does so* : *pops in wearing an apron* Zettai, how do you want your… toast… : Sorry, but Zettai is busy right now. : I will need a psychiatrist when this month is over… *leaves again* Body Build Laura has a very nice body. At 150 cm she’s the second smallest girl in the cast and falls just right in my ideal sizes. Then again all the girls are kind of short, even Chifuyu is a measly 166 cm tall! Furthermore Laura is very flat, she and Lingyin are meant to be the “loli” characters and it shows. There’s even a nice official art of her in a tank top and denim shorts that displays her delicious flat upper body wonderfully! Her lower body is not bad either, she has surprisingly wide hips and her thighs are very nice if considering she’s a loli! She has nice feet too. Overall Laura has a near-perfect body, assuming you’re into pear-shaped lolis that is. The Nanoha girl I mentioned before has similar looks, though she isn’t as pear-shaped. Grade: A Butt Bad news: she never shows it in-series. Good news: She shows it in one official pic! Yeah, just one. Her ass actually looks really nice in that pic, and she even wears striped panties to maximize her moe sexy goodness. Then again her ass being nice is not that surprising since as said her hips are wide for her body type! Grade: C+ Clothes As is usual her wardrobe in-series is nothing special, but not bad either. She’s normally seen in the school uniform, which given is a sort-of mecha series it looks military-like and is a nice white color. Oddly, Laura wears PANTS in her uniform when the other girls wear skirts, except Charlotte when pretending she’s a man. I dunno either. Aside from that she also dons the IS piloting uniform which looks like a school swimsuit with thighhighs, in her case the whole thing is a light grey color that goes great with her hair! She also wears some casual outfits and more importantly two swimsuits! First there is her cute black bikini, which at first she’s too ashamed to show and thus hides herself in cloths like a mummy. Second and better is a SCHOOL SWIMSUIT, but unfortunately she doesn’t wear it except in her chief’s mind. Like Eva! Official art gives her a hand, as it helps a really cute yukata with said chief, a sailor uniform with those cute striped panties from earlier, a maid uniform and most importantly A MIKO OUTFIT! Yes, for some wacky reason there is an official image of her and the English Cecilia wearing a miko costume while the Japanese Houki doesn’t get it. I sure as hell don’t mind it, but damned if it’s not unexpected. Grade: A- : Good work! You can write and serve me as a horse, err, IS at the same time! *gets down* Now for your last trial, I shall try your pain endurance! *slaps Zettai’s face* Ow! : I know you like it! This will serve you as a final wake-up! *kicks Zettai on the side* Stooop! : I have no plans to! Continue writing! *knees Zettai on the stomach* Mind Personality Laura is a bit of a complicated girl. If you were to describe her as a whatever-dere she’d be a kuudere, but that wouldn’t be entirely accurate. First, I should note Laura is not a regular human, but rather an artificial human created by Germanic science. As said she was meant to be an ultimate soldier, but then the IS showed up and they quickly had to change stuff and wing things and make her an awesome IS pilot. Her golden eye is part of that, being the result of botched experiment with NANOMACHINES! Chifuyu used to be her mentor and supported Laura during a period she thought she wasn’t the one thing she was created to be, which is why Laura admires Chifuyu so much. At first she hates Chifuyu’s younger brother and main character Ichika, but after he helped her out in their fight she fell in love with him. I’ll detail this more later. Anyway Laura is a bit of an introverted girl given her military background, like her aforementioned issues on wearing her bikini demonstrate. She slowly opens up thanks to Ichika and the girls, of course. In particular she is often shown having a lot of affinity with Charlotte, which is because of both becoming roommates at one point. Surely being the two most popular girls had nothing to do with that choice. Overall Laura is a great character, starting as a bit of a “meanie” and an “enemy” but soon becoming nice and lovable, like Cecilia. Hey, that Nanoha girl I mentioned earlier also started as an enemy and became an ally after she and her sisters were defeated! What are the odds, man. Grade: A Libido As said she first hates Ichika, but after the fight she loves him. In fact she even shows her love by kissing him in front of everyone else and claiming he was her wife! No, no, thankfully she’s not into traps as far I know, maybe reverse-traps; that was a mistake of Laura regarding Japanese culture, apparently. She then wakes up next morning naked on his bed and does some morning “exercises” of pulling on his scissor-hold arm, sounds familiar. This is probably her dommiest moment, but overall Laura is the ONLY girl in the entire series that actively goes after Ichika and tries to seduce him, a rarity in spite of the setting. See, it’s explained because only women can use the IS women are now the dominant gender in society. When I heard this I was like “Yes, a femdom series, about time they did one!” but sadly the only effect of that was a poorly shoehorned line where they quite literally say women are the dominant ones, but otherwise it has no effect on the series and all the girls seem to behave normally towards Ichika. At least it inspired an amazing imageset. Still, Laura being the one sexually aggressive girl makes her best! Grade: A- Age Despite her upbringing Laura did not skip any years, so she’s 15. Dammit, this close! Then again the entire main cast is all in the 15-16 range, any fans of older girls are stuck with the teachers, Tabane and Clarissa. And hey, Laura is still fresh and lovely! Grade: B+ Voice Marina Inoue again. I swear I already covered a grey-haired girl of hers. And a slightly dommy girl of hers. If only I had done Yoko so I could’ve had covered a mecha girl of hers too. Or Touka, apparently. Anyway once again we have a very nice role of her and perfectly suited to her adorable voice. As a note, if you remember the Nanoha StrikerS girl I mentioned before as having a similar hair and eyes, she ALSO has Marina Inoue’s voice as in also loli-bodied. I swear they made this casting just for the joke, come on! Grade: A- Total: 88 (B+) : Same score as Evangeline, very good. You seem to have a knack for little girls, you dirty pedophile! *kicks Zettai on the side once more* They make me feel so good! They make me feel so bad! : Thankfully I’m done with my beating. This should’ve softened you enough for the next Sadoger. By the end of this month, your every breath will be ours! Isn’t it already? : It will be EVEN MORE ours! Now, Zettai, Chiaki said something about breakfast, so take me to the kitchen! Yes, mistress! *gets on all fours so Laura rides him*