Example #206: NOT the small cat-like creature!

This is the Two-hundred-and-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. Welcome back everyone. Currently I've summoned some girls to aid in sieging the Gintama fortress, and we're currently clearing a path. : I don't know why there's so many robots guarding the hallways. *cuts one in half* I think that they're all remnants of Quattro's army that Tae has started to use for her own gain. Luckily I was able to summon so many girls that I could even have a back-up team though. Isn't that right? *Topaz speaks into a a communicator for the last line*. : KzzzzT~ I read you loud and clear. Kzzzzt~ Over! ???: Now why did Topaz name YOU commander of this unit? : Kzzzzt~ That reason is private, Tee hee <3. But I think it's because I'm the oldest one. ??? 2: Also, you don't need to do the "Kzzzt" sound effect every time. : KzzzzT~ But it's so much fun to! Anyway, it looks like we have a group that we have to pass now so I'll let you go, Over! KzzzT! Hopefully they'll be safe. : Do not worry, I'm sure that they're much more skilled warriors than any of us. : Hey, I'm not THAT skilled. I-I just get power from my sword... Don't worry, I trust in group Beta. But for now let's head off , , : RIGHT! *Topaz and the four sword-wielding meganekkos head off. Thanks to Topaz's tactics they're easily able to clear a path to where Brawler and her cohort are. The room appears to be a fairly standard, if large, room, excluding the large machinery that Brawler is sitting at.* TAE! I should have expected you! Why have you been so adamant about destroying my blog? : Oh my, Topaz. You've gotten here a lot sooner than I expected. And with such beautiful meganekkos as well. I should have expected them to be strong due to how much you like them. : L-Like them? : Oh, Quattro didn't tell you? Well you see, your summons are tied to your blog in a way. You see, the more points a girl has in your blog the stronger your summons become. Likewise, by doing a blog on an opponent lessens the amount of damage they can deal. It's an ingenious system, actually. I never knew about all that! : I bet that you've never even wondered WHY you have such powers or how you're able to summon girls either. Ahahaha. WHAT? Do-do you know how I've gotten this power then? : Ahahaha. I'll only reveal that fact if you defeat both me and my retainer. Isn't that right, Kyuubei? : Right you are. *Topaz and the others look around to see where that came from. However, the only one that notices Kyuubei drop from the ceiling with a slashing action is Saya.* : TOPAZ! WATCH OUT! *Saya manages to push Topaz out of Kyuubei's attack. However, she gets slashed right down her back!* SAYA! : Do... Not worry... I'm fine.... I'm glad to have.... saved at least one.... *Saya props her body against her sword and tries to stand, but before she can regain her stance she falls and dissipates.* : SAYA! Y-you've taken one of my friends away for the last time! *Konoha summons her arm blade and attacks Kyuubei. She gets a few good hits on before Kyuubei starts to block.* : Harumph. Attacking while my guard is down isn't honorable, but I'll let it slide as. You were merely defending your ally so that her "death" shalt not be in vain. HOWEVER! *Kyuubei performs a few acrobatic moves to avoid Konoha's rapid but clumsy strikes. As soon as she has an opportunity though, Kyuubei counters the poor girl. Konoha is struck in the side and a dust cloud even erupts from the sheer power. Out of the cloud a sword spins across the floor, and it's easily identifiable as Konoha's sword form.* Konoha.... *Topaz picks up the sword, ready to fight himself* : NO, Topaz! Anri? : I c-can't endanger you. Stay b-behind me and I'll defend us! A-at least until team Beta shows up.... But for now, START YOUR BLOG! That's a good point! And since she'll be de-powered by it... Oh, and just for the reader's sake, rather than using both ways I'll only be writing Kyuubei with two u's. It could go either way though. Head Hair: Kyuubei has a very nice hair style, especially for my tastes. It is black and shiny and looks very good. She has a ponytail most of the time (in a samurai style) and it's long enough to go to her chest or so. She has her bangs hanging down in front of her right eye while her left bangs are pulled back (or at least parted so that the hair is mainly to her right). This doesn't seem practical as her right eye is the WORKING one, but it does make her look cute. As far as the ponytail, I'd rather have that over short hair but I would prefer her hair to be free. As far as other styles go, there's three additional ones(or so). First, while being a more "feminine" she sports a very nice pair of twintails. I think they look better than her ponytail, but the ponytail fits her character better. Secondly, during the time skip arc she puts her hair up into a bun of sorts. While not to my tastes, the added hair ornament (a pink flower) looks good. Finally there's the hairstyle she wore as a child (in flashbacks). Here she's essentially a hime-cut loli, which is my favorite kind so of course I'd choose that as her best hair style. Grade: B+ Eyes: As you can see by the above image, Kyuubei has an eyepatch. On one hand, I like the concept of eyepatches in general; it's like glasses in that they both bring your attention to the character's eyes. However, eyepatches tend to point more toward sad stories and especially ones with eye damage. I HATE eye damage! Kyuubei received hers protecting Tae and losing her left eye. I mean, I commend her for doing so, but I like my girls with two (or, preferably, four) eyes. Occasionally, if feeling particularly feminine, Kyuubei might put a flower over her eye instead. It's a cute effort, but it won't change much. As far as her other eye, it's a nice brown color and has a nice shape. It's football-shaped or so, and eyebrows help to make her look much fiercer when she's in battle mode. Grade: C+ Face: As with Kagura, Kyuubei isn't from moe series and suffers. It doesn't fit my "classic" tastes, I suppose. That said, the stoic Kyuubei does have a cute face on occasion. Usually she has an aggressive face that looks good while fighting while other times she might have a cute embarrassed face. I would say that the eyepatch sort of counts against her here too. Her larger features (or at least her apparent nose) do so as well. Grade: B- *Topaz's blogging is interrupted by a loud explosion on the other side of the castle* W-What? : Oh my, it seems that your reinforcements have stumbled upon a trap. I do so hope that they've survived... WHAT! *Topaz starts panicking and shouts into his communicator* Team Beta are you there? TEAM BETA! *All that returns is static* : It seems that your plan has been foiled. Ahaha. Don't worry though, I won't engage you immediately. I know that Kyu-chan can defeat you alone. : T-Tae, you flatter me! : D-Do not underestimate me and Saika....especially Saika... : Your powers of a demon sword are NOTHING. *Kyuubei and Anri continue to cross swords. Kyuubei does the majority of attacks, making Anri go on the defensive with her body barely able to keep up defending against Kyuubei's strikes.* Body Build: Kyuubei is said to be a short "beanpole" and is very slender (well, in some ways). She's 157 cm (5'2") and 45 kg, though to be fair while that doesn't seem "short" she's about a head shorter than the rest of the cast. Overall she's sort of shapely but not overly so. Her back is straight and her butt is a bit full (though we only get one good look at it or so). Her legs are nice as well, especially in thigh-highs. Unfortunately her clothing also covers her body shape more than I'd like, but it's given as she's more accustomed to male clothing. Grade: B Breasts: Most of the time Kyuubei binds her chest. Again, growing up as a male that makes sense. That said, the few times that we see her boobs we can see that she's fair-sized. I think another character called her having "tasteful cups". To be fair her small stature might make them seem larger. She's definitely larger than Kagura or- : *Ahem* ...other... girls.... Grade: B Clothes: As I said before, Kyuubei was raised as a guy. As such, her usual outfit is a samurai outfit. It consists of a white coat that goes past her knees and blue outfit underneath. She wears black socks with sandals as well (somewhere a fashion police officer is crying). The sandals are interesting though, they're the block-type that seem uncomfortable, but she's able to do very well with them. They also have the benefit of adding a whole 3 inches (8 cm) to her height. She occasionally gets forced to wear feminine clothes on some occasions. They're usually nice yukatas that fit her body style well, and she's also worn a maid-like outfit. Her bathing suit is school swimsuit-like, being a blue one piece. Grade: B+ *Anri and Kyuubei continue to clash swords, with no signs of either one stopping. Anri however has now tapped into Saika's power to keep up as her eyes went red.* ANRI! Don't lose yourself! *Anri gasps quickly in shock from Topaz's words, and in that instant Kyuubei slashes her upward, sending her flying into Topaz!* : T-Topaz... I'm sorry... Please forgive... me... Don't worry Anri! You did all you could... : And... Topaz... Yes, Anri? : Get... your hands off... my chest. *moves hands* Oops! Hehe... *Anri dissipates, but Saika remains at Topaz's feet.* : I apologize for taking down your favorite warrior.It was necessary to happen of course as she was guarding you well. However, I am an honorable samurai and will a-allow you to continue talking about me. But once you finish, I will strike you with everything I've got! I am honored by your words, and will finish this blog shortly. *Unnoticed by Kyuubei and Tae, Topaz starts to gently rub his fingers against the hilts of Saika and Konoha.* Mind Personality: As said before in other sections, Kyuubei was brought up as a male. To be specific, it was because her mother died in childbirth and her father never remarried, deciding to raise Kyuubei as a male to be the proper heir to Yagyuu family. Eventually she went on to becomes friends with Tae and her brother. During her time with Tae, she admired her strong yet feminine personality. When the debt collectors tried to harm Tae and her brother, Kyuubei tried to rescue them, though it cost her her left eye. From then on, Tae pledged to be her left eye. Kyuubei then left to train herself to be strong, using Tae as her inspiration. I do like Kyuubei's backstory (well, excluding eye injuries) and she made a good "sympathetic villain" during her arc. I also like reverse traps as well. As far as now, Kyuubei is a determined and powerful heir to her family's dojo. She can stand up against some of the best swordfighters in the series (and this includes Gintoki) She's rich but while her father likes the celebrity lifestyle she'd rather be with her friends. She tends to use male pronouns as well, though that's mainly Kyuubei is also a good example of a kuudere, being cold as a default setting due to her training. She's an honor blade through and through. Finally, she eventually gets a pet monkey that has a name so long I don't dare start saying it and would rather just call it "Jugem". Grade: B+ Libido: When Kyuubei is introduced it's because she's wanting to marry Tae. The reasoning is due a childhood promise. Currently she's not exactly "in love" as much (Tae's brother and the other leads didn't want her to leave them and Kyuubei is alright by that), but they do remain on friendly terms. She also does her best to fight for Tae's honor and they're often seen together. It's unknown if Kyuubei is a lesbian or if it's only Tae is Tae that she's so attached. As far as men (like me) go, Kyuubei can't stand them. She also has an automatic reflex against men who touch her or she touches and throws them across her shoulder. To be fair, she does also have a sort of stalker (one of her bodyguards) that annoys her, but that doesn't explain all men. Luckily, unlike ANOTHER androphobic girl she seems to be getting better at this and even saves Gintoki by grabbing his hand. Grade: C- Age: Kyuubei is seventeen years old. Just one more year would have given her more points, but seventeen isn't bad. Grade: B+ Total Grades: 70 Average score: 7.7 Final Grade: B : Now that you're done talking about me, it's time for me to end your life! *Kyuubei swings her sword down at Topaz* Not so fast! *Topaz catches the sword by crossing Saika and Konoha's blades against Kyuubei's sword. As a result she leaps back* : I see that you're going to be putting up a fight. Good, I wouldn't have wanted kill a defenseless man... H-Hold on a bit, I'm still a novice at this. Especially dual wielding. Luckily, it feels like the spirits of the wielders are helping me out. : Isn't that just the demon powers? : No, look behind him! Shadows! *Indeed, Anri and Konoha's spirits appear behind Topaz to support him still, helping him move his hands in masterful strokes.* : TOPAZ! Wipe that perverse smile right off of your face! I can't help it, the spirit's breasts keep hitting me in the back.... : Vile pervert! Take THIS! No Kyuubei, I think that you should take THIS! *Topaz and Kyuubei leap at each other, swords pointed at the other.* *Obviously the superior swordsperson, Kyuubei critically hits Topaz in the gut for 300 damage when he only has 270 HP!*