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Example #238: Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

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This is the Two-hundred-and-thirty-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. *Panting, Topaz finally makes it up to Kusunoki. She's currently arguing with a person behind a wall of glass as he approaches.* : Listen, I don't care if I don't have the invitation or not! I DESERVE to enter this stupid competition! *The man speaks in a nasally voice.* Man behind counter: Sorry ma'am, we're not responsible if you lose your ticket to get in. It's in the rules. : *furious* IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN, I'LL JUST HAVE TO BEAT YOU TO BE ABLE! Man behind counter: If you strike or injure me in any way, it'll disqualify you both for this year's competition as well as future years. In addition, unsanctioned fighting such as that would be unsporting and would also disqualify you and put a mark on your record. It's in the rules. *pant pant* Kusu- *pant* noki.... : What do you want *glare*. I *pant* brought your *pant* ticket... *holds it up.* : AHA! I must have dropped it when you ran into me. *Kusunoki takes the invitation from Topaz and waves it in front of the guy's face.* SEE! I knew that I had an invitation somewhere! Man behind counter: Finally, our last competitor is here. : Thanks Ke-Topaz, you really saved me- Man behind counter: *speaking to someone behind the scenes* Get the bracket ready, we have one "Emperortopaz" entering the battles. : What? WHAT?! Man behind counter: Obviously this young maiden was able to beat you up for the invitation, Kusunoki. And since she brought the invitation back, she's the one that deserves to enter the competition. It's in the rules. : There is so much wrong with that! Obviously this scrawny MAN is no match for me. It was an accident that lead to him to get the invitation! Man behind counter: So you admit to LOSING the ticket? Despite your amazing martial arts and training, you were unable to keep an envelope from falling into another person's hands? : *Gulp* Man behind counter: It does not depend on if he defeated you in combat or not, your foolish actions have made you lose possession of the invitation and you will now be punished for it. It's in the rules. : Grrr. Wait, what would happen if I kicked Topaz in the face and took the ticket back? I am against this idea! Man behind counter: Once again, Kusunoki, you're threatening violence within the arena. In addition, since Topaz has ALREADY brought the ticket to my attention and we've put her into the brackets even if you get the envelope back it would be too late. It's in the rules. : So you're saying that you'll allow a MAN, who has NO MARTIAL ARTS EXPERIENCE, to enter the ALL-GIRL'S tournament instead of me? Man behind counter: It's in the rules. But I'm a guy! Man behind counter: We accept any and all reverse traps. In fact, there's actually a few others that had initially believed that they were male as well. As long as you have a ticket you're fighting. It's in the rules. *sigh* Well, I guess I'm fighting since this seems to be a scripted event. But the way I am now I won't even make it past the first fight! Man behind counter: I'll tell you what, I'll contact the previous two champions to see if they can train you. *He walks into the backroom to check. Meanwhile, Kusunoki glares at Topaz menacingly.* : You'd better win, you know... I-I'll try... *The man soon returns. He scribbles on a note and hands it to Topaz* Man behind counter: Here you go, the address for the previous year's champion. She was surprised that we had contacted her, usually champions aren't called back to give others a fighting chance (It's in the rules). Still, it's too bad that the champion before that, Momoyo, was unable to return my calls. Awww, I would have loved to get beaten up bytrained by her. *Examines note* Hmm, I don't know who this would be, I'd better leave now to get in as much training as I can. *Topaz hurries off. Unknown to him two shadows watch him leave.* ???: Ehehe, this tournament will be the perfect chance to finish Topaz off for good! Not only that- wait, why are you so depressed? ???: For one, it's getting complicated to talk when we don't know which one of us is speaking. Can't we get nicknames or something like the last group of evil people? ???: That is indeed a good idea. Now, my name shall be... Zonde. Yeah, Zonde. While you can... be called... *thinks* Image-chan. And the third member of our group is Techie. There, I have names for us three. Image-chan: I suppose that name is better than nothing *sigh*. Anyway, are we sure that Topaz won't summon some girl to attack like last time. You DO know that I'm not a skilled fighter, right? Zonde: I think that summoning is against the rules, though I'll check to make sure. As for your skills... *rustles in her pockets until she pulls out a paintbrush.* Here we go! I'm lucky that the company I used to work for had enough money to purchase this. Image-chan: What's that? Zonde: This is apparently a magical brush. With it, you can pull the feelings out of a person and create a summon from it. Image-chan: Sounds bogus, it reminds me too much of a stupid Magical Girls show for kids! But wait, you said that summoning was illegal. Won't that disqualify me or something? Zonde: Perhaps, but as long as you stay in the tournament long enough to defeat Topaz with it that won't matter. Besides, we're bad guys. Why should we care about RULES? Image-chan: Hey, you're the only "demon" around here! *Some time passes, and we meet up with Topaz in the middle of the forest. He looks around, confused.* Hmmm, this is where the note says to meet her, but this is the middle of nowhere... ???: You new pupil? I wait for long time. I-is someone here? Where are you? ???: It take lot of effort for training, yet you not able find me so easily. *Topaz looks up as a shadowy figure is hiding in the tree tops.* I'll do anything you want, just train me for the tournament. ???: You not ready. First, test to make sure. Avoid these! A test? Wait, what am I supposed to dodge! *Thousands of wood blocks fall from the sky tied to the trees.* That answers my question *ducks and covers head with arms. The blocks go over his head.* ???: Note to self: make test harder, use longer rope. Now is time for next exam. *The figure jumps ahead, with Topaz following behind. Soon they approach a clearing with wood practice dummies.* ???: Next test is to beat up dummies. I should warn, they VERY strong! *The dummies creak to life and assume their stances.* If I knew how to beat up this many people, I wouldn't have to go into training! ???: You question my methods? No problem, perhaps you like to face ME instead! *The shadowy figure acrobatically leaps down the tall trees, revealing her to be a dark-skinned Chinese girl.* Wait a minute, I know who you are now! And if I can, I'd like to do a blog on you. ???: You want... blog? Blog tasty? Unfortunately it isn't a food, it's an online thing. I talk about your strong points and give you a grade. ???: Online thing? Like what Chisame do? No thanks, I no like dressing up frilly. I also no good at grades. But strong points are good to talk about, I accept you doing blog. Well then everyone, it looks like...

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