ZettaiBlog 18: You go to London and I go to the Moon

: May I ask why did we come to the beach? Again? You asked me many times! : But you have yet to respond me, idiot. Fine, fine. I thought we needed to have the mandatory beach episode, and I say, the sooner the better. : But there is over a month left for summer! Duh! Nobody will expect this! Shame you’re in a bikini… : I’m not wearing my school swimsuit, you idiot! *Fujiokas Zettai* Ugh! Well, go bathe, Chiaki, I’ll wait here. : Why? I can’t swim. : Ah, okay. Wait a second! You’re meant to say you’ll teach me! : I don’t wanna. Aw, come on! : Fine! Really… Lucky Riri she’s not with a lolipedofin… Yes? : Nothing. Now, come to the water… *after a few dumb tries, she manages to get Zettai to swim* Well? Awesome! This scene cut made learning to swim much easier! I’m leaving to explore the seven seaaaaaaaaas! : Come back, you idiooooooooot! Dammit, I’m lost! *is lost* I’ll try to go back to where Chiaki was… *turns around and swims, soon crashing into something soft* Huh, did I reach land? Wait, this isn’t land, this is too pink and soft to be land. *touches the “land” with both hands* Nope, definitely not land. : *coughs* Whoa, the land spoke! Oh, wait, it was no land, it was your… : Good day, sir. It appears you have been touching my buttocks with these hands of yours. I will not get angry, but I would appreciate if you stopped doing it. Sorry, sorry! Err, sorry for asking this, but could you lead me to the beach I was? : Unfortunately, it appears I am lost as well. The water flow brought me here when I was having a most recomforting bath with my sister. This… sucks. : Perhaps we might want to wait for help. Oh, I am sorry; I have not introduced myself before! I am… I am Zettai, a no-good blogger. Say, mind if I write about you while we wait for help? Luckily I brought a waterproof pen and a waterproof notebook. : Are those items even real…? Head Hair By this point you all should know how I feel on blonde hair. Kihel’s is pretty nice at least, since it’s a mix of hime cut and ojou drills I enjoy very much and being blonde is kinda fitting for an ojou. Since she switches with Dianna several times she needs to take her hairstyle, which is unfortunate because Dianna lacks the drills, but at least she keeps the nice hime cut and has some “ring” accessories for cute points. Her hair is probably the best blonde can get, good for her. Grade: B Eyes Blue eyes. With blonde hair. Fine, Kihel is an ojou and she often wears blue clothing to match, but you should know how much I enjoy this by now. Grade: C+ : If I may ask, which eye colors do you prefer? Red, purple, golden, pink, the works. : Sir, you do not appear to be grounded on reality. Body Build Unfortunately there are no official measurements for Kihel of any type, so again it’s time for everyone’s favorite game: guessing stuff! Well, I’d say her height is about average and she has a rather thin build, not overly so but it shows she didn’t sit around and live the good life precisely. Her bust is also a rather modest size, though not entirely flat, and her legs are alright as well. Still, there is something about the combination of all these factors that makes Kihel look better than you’d expect, must be her ojou aura. Grade: B+ Butt Hey, they do show her naked butt twice! Fancy that. Her ass is actually rather nice the both times we see it, so go Kihel “rounding” up to a pretty good body. Grade: C+ : *blush* I know, you’re thinking “How you DARE to refer to my ass in such a casual manner?” right now. : Eh… No, not really. Clothes Her “default” costume, meaning the one most seen in official art and the like, is an elegant white dress with blue bits and a long skirt, which often comes with a matching pair of sun hat and a parasol. While nothing great for my usual fetishes, I do enjoy this costume since it looks good on her and is very “ojou” so to say, befitting her status as a lady of an important family. She’s also often seen in a similar garb but with a blue skirt and without the hat and parasol, still nice. Occasionally she wears other dresses, but they’re all of the same style. Finally, since she switches places with Dianna so often I should mention her costume. It, well, it looks like a spacesuit. Hey, it comes with a hat at least! And it’s a cute hat I might add. Grade: B- Mind Personality Kihel is the first daughter of the noble Heim family, which I presume is of German descent or somesuch, whatever. Despite her noble origins she wants to work and know how the world is like, which probably fits with how she’s an ojou but doesn’t act in the standard overly proud or stuffy manner ojous do, though she is prim and proper still and admired by many, included her tomboyish sister Sochie. By far her most important role in the story is her many switches with Dianna Soreil, the Moon Queen to which she resembles even in the voice. At first she seems confused by the situation, but she soon manages to get the hang of it and shows her intelligence and quick thinking, leading to even some people who know the Queen to be confused. While she is more “realistic” than most girls I rate, Kihel is truly an admirable young woman I appreciate very much. Grade: B : Thanks for your appreciation! Of course! I love ojou characters and I wish there were more! : I don’t understand, but best luck to you! Libido As the series progresses she develops feelings for “her” bodyguard Harry. He has problems returning her feelings tho, which causes her to take the initiative like I enjoy. Otherwise she is fairly normal in this regard, though she gets points for skinny dipping. Grade: C+ Age After poking around a bit, I found out Kihel is 17. However, the plot of her series goes for quite a while and she probably aged a year at some point; while I might just think she did because her show lasted for a whole year, it doesn’t feel unreasonable and thus she loses a little from that. Sorry. Grade: B Voice Rieko Takahashi has a nice voice and as usual does a good job as Kihel, but nothing exceptional. However, as the proper ojou she is Kihel speaks in a polite and proper manner; while it’s not as exaggerated as some shows-desu wa, it certainly adds appeal and charm to her character, so that helps. Grade: B Total: 65 (B-) : It appears you are finished. Indeed. But there’s no help… Oh, wait, I know. LOOK, IT’S HARUKA MINAMI! : What? : HARUKA-NEESAMA! *goes to Zettai and Kihel’s waiting spot at incredible swimming speeds* Where is my sister? Oh, Chiaki, thank goodness you’re here! We got lost! : Please help us, young maiden! : You…. Lied to me? Fine… *brings Zettai and Kihel back to the beach* : Oh, this isn’t far from my home! Thank you! : B-B-But you can’t go back naked, idiot! Chiaki is right. Here, put this on. *hands Kihel some clothes* : Thank you! *she puts them on and it happens to be a school swimsuit her size* These are some unique garbs. Are they common in your country? Among some, yes. : Then I will cherish them as a memento of this day. Have a nice day! *leaves* : You lied to her, idiot. So what, she’s happy.