I was eating at my local ramen joint two days ago when a group of middle school whores started bothering me. So, being the caring onii-chan I am, whipped out my dick and they immediately begged for their lives at the sight of it. They all whimpered, "Senpai please." but I replied, "Too late, you are already dead." They did not live to see the dawn of the next day.
True story.
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