Title. Been meaning to do this for a while actually- Not that anyone will ever read it but I need to improve my typing skills. I used to be a phenomenal writer, but then I sort of stopped reading books.
Anyway, first anime is going to be... MIRAI NIKKI. I have heard from my friends that it is stupid, and, low and behold, it is.
"Lol how can we make this SUPERGRIMDARK?""I know. Dudes. "Diaries' that tell the future- and imaginary death gods""Kinda like Death Note or something?"
Yeah but totally not- THERE'S A TWIST!""Twist?""Yeah, if your like, diary thing gets kersploded, you die too. and and the death gods are like, not imaginary.""So if it gets scratched you get scratched, right?""Nah, you still die.""Oh. Okay. Hey are those the box sets for Death Note, Eden of the East and Code Geass on your desk?""Yeah man, they're pretty cool""When are you going to watch them?""Oh I just finished all three. Been marathoning all week.""I... I see... So uh, would you like me to start figuring out how to pace all twists throughout the series?""Nah dude. It's all gonna be revealed- get this- IN THE FIRST EPISODE""Uh... Oh.. Okay..."
Later on.
"So I've introduced this character. She like, sees the future in 'dreams' that then appear on her scroll and she's blind and she's a priestess thing with a huge cult following. Oh and she's gonna betray the fuck out of everyone.""So it's like Hinoto from X/1999, right?""Pfft I have no idea.""Oh uh, okay. So why is she evil and why does she want to.. What do you have written here... 'destroy the world'?""Because she was gang-raped.""Uh, come again?""Her followers initiated her by gang-raping her, so now she wants to destroy the world because she's no longer a virgin.""Uh... Right... Makes perfect sense..."
And then there's Yuno and Yuki. "LOL shes an axe murderer (Reina 2.0) and she's creepy and hell and stalks me to no end. She even broke into my house! But she's hot so I'll forgive her."
This show is comedy gold.
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